Gucci Gucci Goo.

Soooo.
Apparently.
According to my daily readings on Media Take Out..
Gucci Man failed a drug test for his probation and the judge issued a warrant for his arrest.
**side eye**
But also on MTO,
THIS
is what I see.

White Girls.
White Girls!!
WHITE GIRLSS!!!
C'mon now.
Really??
Gucci Man??
This fella??
SMH.
Don't get me wrong..
I like his music.
Even though I don't know
SHXT
he is saying..
But i like thee beat and it sounds good in the ride..=)
But personally, would this white girl eff Gucci Man??

HELL TO THEE MOTHER LOVIN' NAW.

Or maybe when I turn 21 and I have two bottles of Nuvo in my system..then holla at me..

But yeah..the video up above..i feel like it gives Caucasians like muah a bad name..
But it was funny though..haha..i have to say.
Ahhh..
Dumb people on the internet..
What Could Be Better??

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SOME THROW AWAYSS.

Ooh Child, Whatchu Know About This?!

Said Grandma.

Well, whatchu know about a new perm,
a new shade of lip stick,
and a girdle?!
Obviously you don't know
NOTHING
about those because you still look a hot mess.

Said I.

**big stretch..gets crusties out of eyes..**

Hmmm..dxmn.
What is is up, Blogger World??
It seems like I have been sleep on yall for the past couple of days.
It's like, I haven't got on the computer that much at all this week and last week.
I would blame it on the alcohol..or even the boogie..
But blame it on my TV, Bed, and Cell Phone.
Them mo-fo's have got me under they spell!!
but more about that later..

**Wendy Williams Voice**
How You Doin'??

Anyways..back to this post at hand.
At my place of employment, one of thee ladies I work with listens to this station that
plays the 80's, 90's and today.
So that's what I'm hearing Monday through Friday from 10 AM to 2 PM.
But as i was listening, guess who came on the radio..

Macy Gray.

Yeahhhhh..how many of yall remember her???

I don't know about you or you over there in the corner reading from your friend computer,
But Macy Gray use to BUMP back then.



I remember seeing this video being played on the TV's at Target when I was younger.
I wanna say I had her album too..or my sister had it and I listened to it.

Haha..i don't know man.
This song now really listening to it now that I'm older, I'm smiling..
It's like, I don't know.
It's like I understand what this song means..it's a cute little sweet love song.
Back then when I was friggin eight year olds, I only liked her for her voice cause she sounded
like a really really old and played out Alvin and The Chipmunks..
And yeah, Macy Gray use to get tossed under the bus for like what she wore,
how she sounded, her videos, but her words are soo reall..

**sigh**

"I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not here"

=)

&& I ask myself why.

so I'm laying in bed watching TV waiting on my boyfriend to text me back.
I'm watching In Plain Sight to be exact.

in this episode the daddy was helping a mob person or whatever and his wife got killed.
yaddy yaddy ya.
but like..the dad and his daughter were put into witness protection or whatever and he was doing a lot of stuff to keep her happy.
even when she got with the man who killed his wife's son he still let it slide to keep her happy.

and I'm crying like a little baby because I'm a punk and it kinda gets me thinking.
why isn't my dad like that?

I have to call him and call him and call him just to ask for a simple gift...I get ignored by him constantly.
maybe it's cause I live all the way in North Carolina and he lives in California...but I'm still his daughter...his ONLY daughter might I add...and I'm ALWAYS a phone call a way.

I try and I try to just say eff it and pretend like I don't care that he doesn't care about me but at the end of the day he's still my dad and I sometimes go outta my way to try and get his attention.

and I sometimes wish that he was just a little bit like all the dads they show on TV...I wish that he went out of his way to make me happy, that he went out of his way to call me even on his busiest days.

and then I wonder why I still care...he's let me down so many times and I still care...he didn't call me on my birthday...he didn't send me a birthday gift...he yelled at me on the day I was leaving California last summer, AND I STILL CARE.

but why??

I know he's my dad, but he treats me like any other girl on the streets, so why can't he be any other man on the streets to me.

ugh.

July 12, 2009
...but why daddy??

"It Is Three O'Clock In The Morning..

..Where have you been?!?"
"Uhhh..out..??"

This Saturday..
July 11th.
Was officially my rebel day.
It should be like, on the calender and people take they days off from work on this day.

Here's How It All Went Down.

Me and Kaley first go to Food Lion to get some stuff for my moms.
Then to the post office so she could get a stamp.
=|
Then we go out to eat at this place called Uncle Bucks which is,
might I add,
Dee-Lish.
So it's going on eight o'clock..
[[And I'm not supposed to be out driving with my license after nine..]]
But we decide to go riding around anywayss.
So we drive by McDonalds and there's a bus,
and boys in balla shorts and woman beaters.
*blank stare*
I mean, there was like, a
TRACK TEAM
full of dudes in that McDonalds parking lot.
So I'm actually like driving around trying to see all these boyss.
Then I say to Kaley..
"Umm..you want some ice cream from McDonalds??"
Haha..to kinda have an excuse to actually go in there ya know.
We go in there and we see this boy that goes to our school.
Blayne Johnson.
BOOOOOO!!!!
YOU SUCK!!
Ha, just kidding.
Things have changed sooo much nowadays.
I couldn't even eat my ice cream cone in front of Kaley without being considered
"gay" or "homo"
We also saw this other girl that went to our Middle School at McDonalds.
Oh, but we didn't even like, get to see the boys because they didn't come into McDonalds.

Then we go to the movies so Kaley can go see her boyyyyy fwienddddd.
But before that, we went to Food Lion so we could get some gums cause we just knew our breath was probably on a maximum of
STANK.
And while pulling up the grocery store, I see a boy pushing this girl in a grocery cart..
????
But come to find out, it's these two girls from our school.
Mary and Samantha.
And some other boy that goes to our school but we don't his name.
And like, me and Kaley thought we were lame and had nothing to do on a Saturday Night,
But they were actually just sitting and being pushed in the grocery carts for the night.
And while at the movies, we saw even more people!
I saw a group of three girls that I'm Myspace friends with.
Lol..lameee.
Then we saw this dude named Lamarcus that kind of went to our school, but like
one week he was like, gone..??
Then like, people just sorta forgot about him, ya know.
Funny thing was, was that me and Kaley was talking about Blayne and Lamarcus while we was eating and we just saw them tonight.
We also saw this boy named Witt who went to our Middle School.

Next, we have nothing to do but we want something TO do.
And Kaley had got this boy number that was working at McDonalds.
And he was going to a party in Kannapolis with his sister.
Didn't know where it was at and didn't know if it cost anything.
If we knew all that, we was gone go to Kannapolis and party it thee hell up.
But that was a no-go.
So we driving around trying to find something to do.
It's now like, almost eleven o'clock.
So Kaley knows this dude named
Da-Marcus
and we ask him if he would like to chill with us ladies tonight.
He says yess..alright!!
So now, Kaley tells her fam that she is spending the night at Precious'.
They believed her.
I go to my house, tell my mama I'm spending the night at Precious'.
She doesn't really believe me. She thinks I'm lying.
But she lets me go anyway.
Woo.
Then Da-Marcus tells us how to get to where he is at and this dude got me driving through an effin' scene from a scary movie.
I'm already traveling through a bad part of Spencer..the dreaded East Spencer.
Now Spencer alone is okay..
But once you add that EAST to that Spencer..
You in a whole different realm, my friend.
Then I had to go down this longggg road that had noooo street lights.
Creepy.
And they like in the middle of the country, in some woods or some ish.
They even had this frog that croaked buzzing noises..i don't know..it was weird.
So we standing outside, in the cut, just chillin' and asking
This or That
questions to each other.
And ladies, this Da-Marcus got a face like Trey Songz..
GET THE EFF OUT OF HERE.
Yeah it may have been dark but when you put that cell phone light up against his facee..
I was thinking dude was about to sing
"Sex For Your Stereo"
right then and there, you feel me??

Anyways, it is now going on 2 something.
We say our good bye's and so forth.
And me and Kaley decide to go to Wal-Mart.
People,
IT IS 2:09 IN THE MORNING..SOME NOBODIES ARE STILL AT WAL-MART.
Besides me and Kaley..ha..no ma'am.
I'm walking in there being like..
"People are buying groceries at 2:09 in the morning..
People are actually buying clothes at 2:10 in the morning..
People are in line at 2:10 in the morning..
People are awake at Wal-Mart at 2:10 in the morning.."
We're just walking around, looking at stuff until I just stop at the magazine rack and
look at all these Michael Jackson magazine special things.
But there was this one dude cleaning the floors with the machine thing.
And Kaley said he was kinda staring hard.
And you know, it's real late so I thought that i would make his day..morning..night..??
He walks by with his cleaning device and I'm like..
"Hey!...How you doing??"
And he says..
"Good."
Awwwww!!!
=)
Then, still at Wal-Mart, we turn the corner and we see these two guys that one of them was this girl I'm acquainted with boyfriend..or ex..not really sure and then his friend.
He looked familiar but I didn't know him.
But they was deff some bangerss.
So we finally leave Wal-Mart and decide to go home.
Kaley said she was going to go to her house and tell her family that her and Presh got into it and she wanted to go home so I took her home.
My excuse for when I got home was that Kaley started her period and her cramps were really really bad and she
wanted to go home so I took her home.

Now I'm at home, told my moms, everything is all well and good but tomorrow will really tell.
And also if she one day reads this blog post..and like knows thee whole truth..
I wonder what will happen.
But still, I'm home safe and I didn't bring back a bum or a STD so I should get a pass, right??

Eh..and that was my Saturday Night.

WAZZUP!!

My most favorite character from a TV Sitcom that I have ever seen in all my life
Is this guy.


Reginald Ballard.
Or also known as

Bruh Man.

Yeahhhh!
Yall know what i'm talking about now!!
"I'm Bruh Man..
[[Holds Up Four Fingers]]
..From The Fifth Flo'.."
Ugh, still don't know??
Okay how about this..
"Nothin..
[[Pause]]
..Just Chillin.."
Wait, wait.
Yall will know after this one!
"Yeah. I had a dream one time.
I was climbin' this fire escape,
and I couldn't make it to the top.
So I climbed through the window of this fly ass crib!.
With a big see-thru 'fridgerater.
It was full of sammiches!
But... , but... I couldn't open the door Martin!
So I just stood there and cried man.
Oh yeah! Bruh Man cried."

It's just something about Bruh Man.
The reason he is just soo funny is that on the show Martin,
You never knew when he was gone show up.
Like, he was just there!
To this day, I still say the word
"sandwhiches"
as
"sammiches"
All because of Bruh Man.
Haha..that's how big of an impact he has really made on my life.

Here are some "LMAO" clips featuring Bruh Man.



Wait, hold up hold up hold up!!
I got side tracked and since that one video got alll the Bruh Man clips mostly,
I just had to show some clips from other parts of Martin.




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Cole - Tommy, you dated a white girl in college!
Tommy - Oh, no, she wasn't white. She was French.