“You Have Reached The Sprint SMS Voice Mail Box Of…”

Haha..
probably almost every one that calls my cell phone hears that atleast once..maybe even twice.

I don’t know what it is.
I just DON’T answer cell phone calls like that.
Like, I hardly use my cell phone to actually converse with people, that I have only used 16 anytime minutes out of the 700 me, my moms, and my sister share.
Smh.

There may be some days when I will answer my cell phone for any number that pops up..but like I said, that’s hardly ever.

But like, I have this weird thing about phone calls and answering machines.
When people I don’t talk to call my cell phone or a number I don’t know calls me, I get scared when I see that they have left a message.
For real!
I get scared because I automatically think that I’m either going to hear moans,
someone screaming like they’re being killed,
or like, someone speaking in a scary voice just for the fun of it.
I don’t expect to hear the usual,
“Oh heyyyyy. This is so and so. Let me know if you can chill tonight mkay??
Byee!!!!”

Haha..it’s always the opposite.
I’m always thinking in the appositive.


But yeah, maybe I should like, just change my answering machine to something like this::

“Hi, I’m probably home. I’m avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.”
[[That’s one reason I don’t answer..is because if it’s someone I don’t like..]]

“Hi, I’m at home right now. I’m just screening my calls. So start talking and if you’re someone I want to speak with I’ll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well what can I say??”
[[Yeahh..if it’s someone I can really have a conversation with, I’ll answer..]]

“We’re sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again..”
[[You would think that I actually didn’t have a phone from all the times I don’t answer it..]]

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