So You Want To Be A Rapper.

Aside from the fact that i'm in the process of pursuing my career as being a Journalist when i get older.
I have a few little hidden secret jobs that i would like to have.

• Being a security guard
• Working at the airport
• R&B Songstress
  
• Being an extra in a movie
• Having a lead role in a music video

But what i want even more than those other jobs..
Iss to be a rapper.

I'm not like, serious.

I just think it would be like madd cool to always be saying some stuff that's catchy and hearing people quote it all thee time and have your little phrase on large tee shirts and stuff.

JUST IMAGINE!

And i always find myself making up some kind of little corny verse or quotes or something.
And now, that i doubt i will ever find myself in a freestyle battle or something.
I'll just let them rip right here in this BlogSpot.

Down??

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"Ya swag is fresh but ya rhymes a joke. Sounds like a little poem ya wrote. Seems like you poked ya head into the world of Mother Goose. Like ya pants, ya girl's hole is too lose."



"Yall haters don't wanna see me or beat me. Yall haters rather lick me and freak me. But if you touch me inappropriately, i'll take the glock to ya brain and blast them thangs up to space via plane."

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Haha.
I remember one day when i stayed home from school, i seriously wrote some rhyming stuff on all these papers and just kept them in my old desk drawer.
Butttttt.
We threw that desk out and i just forgot about those "raps".

I wish i could remember them and could of had more in this post..but eh.
This will do.

But as my baby Drizzy Drakey poo says,

"lost some of my hottest versus down at Cabo
so if you find a blackberry with the sides scroll
sell that mothafxcka to any rapper that i know
cause they need it much more than i ever will"

Chyeahhhh.
There will be more of these little random raps sooo stay tuned, peoples.

I'm Scared..

..of what the future holds.
I'm so used to living in dreamland and pretending like everything is alright so when reality sets in..I get overwhelmed and punk out.
I never really show my true emotions except when they build up so much I just have to let them out.
eh.
I smile so much because I don't want people to see me down..I don't want to bring other people's moods down because I wouldn't want them to bring mines down.
Staying optimistic is always better because..I don't know it just is. But sometimes I do move to the pessimistic side.

This section is all over the place. I wrote it last night in my phone after I got out of the shower. The shower is my thinking place.

..of being lonely.
Not in a boyfriend-girlfriend type way but in a..ugh..I guess my family and loved ones period.
I know eventually everyone has to die and stuff..but right now if anyone close to me were to die I'd probably lose my mind.
Last night I read this story and the main character's best friend got shot and died. And I'm sitting here crying my eyes out because it seemed so realistic and I start thinking like what if that happened to me, what if someone close to me died and I'm too busy having fun at the moment so I didn't get the news until it was too late.; I hate 'what if' questions but still.

..of struggling.
I know everyone struggles but I'm sick and tired of it. and I'm scared that like..we're gonna be struggling soo hard that we can't catch up to were we used to be. If that makes any sense.



April 7, 2009
The Truth..

Dear Walgreens Man.

It seems like everytime i go into Walgreens, it's the same man//boy always working the cash register.

And it's not like..someone to drool over in my case.

He's like..idk.
Let me explain.

It all happened one day when i had to get like..idk..some Carmax and some magazines.
And he says to me

Walgreens Man//Boy - Do you go to Catawba??

Now, what's like soo bad about that is, Catawba is a college here where i live..and i'm still in Highschool. A sophomore at that.
Like, seriously. Do i LOOK like i could be a College Student?!


Okayy..maybeee..haha.
But still, if he was trying to feed me a pick up line..what kind of ish is that??

Anywho.

I saw him a few more times, then one time on my Sister's Birthday, we went to Walgreens to pick up some cards.
And again, he's like..

Walgreens Man//Boy - Your pants match the color of your eyes.

Haha..okay like dude!!
WTH??

And my moms is just over there laughing about it like it's not one bit strangee to her.


Then today, i go in there looking for some kind of Fade Skin Cream cause i got like..some black, dark, post acne spots on my face.
I'm probably standing in the skin care section for like ten minutes trying to figure out which thing i should get.
The way i am, i find it weird for someone to see me just standing there so i go into the magazine section and i call Precious up, asking her to Google what skin cream stuff i should get.

And the Walgreens Man//Boy
[[Oh, i call him Walgreens Man//Boy because i don't know if he's a man at like age 25 ish or he's like just barely an adult at age 19 ish.]]
He walks pass me and says something..like am i going to read those magazines..and i shook my head and he starts laughing..??

Then i find the skin cream and i go and pay for it, and i place the stuff down on the counter and he's like..

Walgreens Man//Boy - You want me to ring that up for you??
Alex - Uh huh.
WMB - Could you ask nicely??
Alex - Could you ring those up for me please??
WMB - Haha. I'm just playing witchu.
Alex - Ha..??

Then i hand him my mom's Debit Card to pay for it.

WMB - Are you sure this is yours??
Alex - Uh huh.
WMB - Are you 'Lesa W.'??
Alex - Uhh..uh huh.
WMB - Do you have your ID??
Alex - Na huh.
WMB - Welll. Imma just have to trust you on this one, huh??
Alex - Ha. Uh huh.


He puts my stuff in the bag and is like

WMB - You go to school around here??
Alex - Uh huh.
WMB - Where ya go??
Alex - SHS.
WMB - Oh. That's whats up.

Then he hands me my bag and says something..but i couldnt really hear him.

He's just..weird i guess..??

But it's kind of funny//fun to like, always go into Walgreens and see him working there and just anticipate what weird//quirky conversation we're going to have next.

BONUS FLICK!!
I just love this one.
=D

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Random Rambling

• Spring break has JUST start so you know what that means! I'll most likely stay in the house thee entire time..haha..ugh.
• I seriously think imma end up with a serious case of carpal tunnel because if I'm not on the computer I'm texting and even while I'm on the computer I'll be texting.
• Goldfish are like the best cheese thing ever! [[I love fishes 'cause they're soo delicious. GOT GOLDFISHES!]]
• Boys wearing just like flat out basketball shorts is kinda irritating but fun because you can see their privates..lmao [[yeah..I'm borderline perverted]]
• I have a whole bunch of homework for Spring Break..which sucks because it's supposed to be a break; like a break from everything real..but teachers will be teachers
• I told Kaley that we [[me, her, and Alex]] should go to the mall, wild out, and make a video of it...but then I took it back because I'm scared people are gonna be looking at me..lmao.
• I have songs on my iPod that I didn't even know was there.
• ooo..I switched my room around. Well not really I just straightened out my closet; put my dirty clothes hamper in the closet; and put my school books by the dresser. eh..thats still kind of switching it though..SHUT UP!
• today I got like super overly excited over something very mediocre..lmao.
• someone told me I would be a bad parent because I told a little baby to stop whining...I was only joking though.
• I send people corny jokes and see if they laugh at it like I do..they never do.
• I hate when people ask me if I can change my lip ring..and then tell me to take it out in school. wtf!? why would I do that?? I might lose my spikey thing!
  

STORY!
The other day I had to spend the night at Alex's house..and I'm just sitting on the bed super sleepy but I couldn't go to sleep and Alex is sitting at her computer putting music on it.
So I'm just sitting there..lol..and I go 'Nobody likes you Brandon, Brandon nobody likes you!' and Alex turns around and is like 'Who are you talking to??' and I point to like the corner of her room by the door and she turns and looks at the corner but DUH there's nothing there..lmao.
Then she turned back to me and asked me who I was talking to again and I start laughing cause its kinda funny that she believed me and she's getting all scared. But then I tell her that I got it off of the College Hill previews..ha.
It was a "you had to be there" moment..but then you don't get us so you prolly wouldnt have understood.

April 6, 2009
rambling randomly.

Are You FLIPPIN' Serious?!?

Since as long as I can remember, when Butta And Bae officially started sometime in February, we were talking toooo..
No One.

But now??
BUT NOW?!!?

Ha, we got six followers.
How you doin'. How you doin'.

We have ONE comment..thank you umm..LondonJ i believe??
We appreciate it.

We also know that we have some other people reading our blogs because i don't know how many times some one from our school has actually came up to us and mentioned our blogs and how they have read them and everything.

But ooh, one big..MAJOR thing that me and Precious noticed last night was when you type in
butta and bae
into Google..something ACTUALLY shows up!

Looky!!
[[Click the pic to enlarge]]

Can you believe it??
Haha..friggin' Google is even on track with the Butta And Bae movement.

So yess, one more time we ask this..

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