I Don't Like It Unless It's Brand New.

**robotic voice**
Birthday Countdown Starts In
3..2..1
Yess everybody.
I will be sixteen years of age in exactly four dayss.
Can you believe it?!

I already got a birthday present from Thee Momss.
She got me the thing that I have been wanting sooo bad since 2008.

Now open up the box....

YESSSS!!!
Official Ferris Bueller Nike SB's!
These are my babies.
And my first ever SB's as well.
Gawd, can't you just SMELL the new shoe leather smell on these puppies?!

I try them on...

You know i had to switch out those white laces and put in them cheetahs...or leopards..whatever.

I wore them to school today..
[[Wednesday]]
And here are those pictures::

And I just liked this one.

=)

And to answer everybody that asked me 21 questions about me and these shoes today::

Rico, you BETTER not get these shoes for yourself..or i will kill you like i said i would.
No Blayne, I am not rich.
Ayanna and Ashia, I personally like the cheetah print laces better than the white ones.
Tierra and Paris, don't ever touch my shoes again while on the bus.
And for everybody who asked me where i got them at...
THEE INTERNET!
=P

Precious' Advice Column.

Boys..boys boys boys...ha.
you can't live with them and you can't live without them. :|

In my sixteen years of living I've had my share of boy problems; from the little puppy love with my first boyfriend Kiethy [[yes..I still remember him]] and me having to move to having a crush on a dude that just leads me on..ugh.



So my advice to you boy liking mo-fos is this:

If you have a boyfriend and one of you just happens to have to move..let it go..especially if you're young or whatever..you'll find someone new and long distance relationships DO NOT work at all..there is like a 10 percent chance that the relationship will work successfully.

When I was going to Wildflower Elementary I was with this Hawaiian dude..I forget his name..and I had this friend that like...got with him behind my back. lmao..we're like little seven and eight year olds committing adultery.
But yeah anyways the advice to this is if your friend is that grimey to go behind your back and get with your man then drop that ho, you don't need her! And if the dude is that stupid to get with your friend cut his balls off........................................naw but for real..haha..forget about him obviously he aint want you that bad if he get with your trick of a friend.
And even if it's not a friend that he gets with or starts talking to..you still don't need him. Find someone better.

If a dude is not claiming you..cut all ties with him because he doesn't want you or is ashamed of you or something if he isn't claiming you.
I've kinda sorta experienced that also...ha.

and the big BIG problem..getting led on.
for me it's big.
if a dude is leading you on either leave his tail alone or lead him on also.
ha.
like I mentioned before..I had a crush on this boy and I really liked him or whatever but after a while I kinda figured out that like..it'll prolly never be..he was getting with this girl and that girl and I was just sitting here wishing. =/
so I kinda just put my crush aside..but then we started talking more and I was like 'if he can flirt with me..I can flirt with him just as hard!'; 'two can play this game..like the movie!'



haha..that was kinda on the negative side..so good advice is:
if you like someone go after them..don't just sit back and wait for them to persue you because it may never happen.
This is where I wish I could take my own advice.
=]]

but a little side note...like I told Alex, you don't need a boyfriend//girlfriend..Knowledge is power..lmao.
blah.

April 28, 2009
taking a shot on giving advice

"Tryna Fight The Dog..I Bite.."

Thee one absolute thing I hate about being a female isss
Cramps.
Ugh!!

Cramps can make you miss out on little petty ishh.
Going out, parties and school..etc.
So this morning, it already starts off bad because i woke up late.
Then i make it to school for first period which is Art.
And already, I don't like that class because of three ignorant jerk-faces that just..
know how to friggin' mess up my day.
And my classes are an hour and a half long.
AND!!
I have to sit in between two of the jerk-faces.
>:/
And you know what, haha..let me take a break for a minute to some vent-tation.
Now Readers, if you talking to somebody right, and they not answering back..
Wouldn't you like, stop talking to them??
Right.
These fools just don't get it.

Back to today.
First period is over and i go to second which is Biology.
I have three more jerk-faces i have to deal with in that class.
And they also sit right near me.
But i just like, put my head down and dozed off a little bit here and there.
Luckily i didn't get drawn on because i heard that the Teacher does that to kids who sleep in his class.
Then finally, i get checked out by my sister and her boyfriend.
And i'm like,

HA!!
DUECES TO THIS EFFIN' STUPID SCHOOL!!
I'M GONE, HO!!

Anyways, we all go to my sister's car and she lets me drive that bad boy.
And i'm getting complimented by her and her boyfriend on how well i'm doing..
[[STICK SHIFT DRIVER]]
The whole way to Gamestop.

Once we get there, we were looking for some Wii Games.
We spent about thirty minutes tryna figure out what games they we're going to get.
Then they both had some money left over or whatever..and i see what i believe will be the greatest game alive!
Rock'N'Rolla Adventures.
[[For only 9.99]]
And your character in the game is Elvis.
DOPE!!
And i told my sister [[Loryn]] and her boyfriend
that i have ten dollars at home so they let me buy it now.

Then we get to the front desk to
"Just see how much all this is now.."
And it's like..eighty something dollars.
And Loryn is like,
"Well you have ten dollars at home so you can pay us back.."
and i was like,
"Yeahh well see. I actually broke that ten a couple of days ago so all i really have is four dollars left.."
Haha.
Total butt-hole move.
But all is good and good..=)

We arrive at the Casa and I just sit and eat and watch them play the Wii for like an hour.
YAWN.
Then i got uncomfortable because they would like..kiss and stuff and call each other
"Babe"
But all doing this while i'm like an inch point 2 away from them on the bed.
Yall know what i mean!
Lol..don't act like i'm this prude or whatever.

But yupp.
I kind of like this boyfriend of my sister's.
Aside from the past three that she has introduced me to,
I like this one the best.
Like, he acts sort of like the brother i've never had.
If dude is lucky enough, he get's invited to my birthday dinner coming up in..
FIVE DAYSS!!
Haha..straight up.
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**Check out and read past blogs of Butta and Bae down beloww.**

Where Are They Now??

Did you notice thee new layout??
Courtesy of MEE!!
Also what's different is we added a blog list of other blogs that we follow and that you should check out as well.
We also switched from whack Imeem Playerss to My Flash Fetish Playerss.
And me and Precious both noticed how a lot of the blogs that have like..100 something followers and junk..all had
dark colored backgrounds.
Serious.
So we hope with the color change, we get some new readers.

But anywho.


I'm just curious like, have you ever listened to some old old OLD song and realize like,
Where is this rapper now??
Or
Where is this singer??

So here is a list of some artists that I've kind of been worrying about.


They both did "Sunshine" together.

This group did "Single For The Rest Of My Life"
They were kind of fly, I liked them.

50 just demolished his career.

She did "One Thing"

She was first in the group Dame4.
Then she went solo.
Did a song called "Complete"
And some other whack ishh.
And she is still or was with Mar-CUS Houston.

They did "Lost In Love"

Haha..like seriously.
Where is this dude??

This group did "Love Song"
And they were also on some Lil Fizz track.

She did "Getting' Some Head.."
GET GET GETTIN' SOME!!

Aw, thee lovely Tamia.
She had numeroso songss.

"Bet she can't wiggle like that with a dxck in ha.."

Ahh..good times.
I had more that i thought of a while back but i guess they REALLY didn't make that big of an impact in music for
me to remember them.
:O

Why You Jerks Jerkin' Now?!?!

For those who don't know..but a lot of yall probably do.
There's this dance called
"Jerkin"

Ugh..let me just tell you my experience with this dance.

It was sometime in late January..early February.
I go to this one guy's Myspace page and he has a video of him Jerkin'.
So i YouTube it.
I find more videos..a whole bunch from this one user.

They dancing pretty cool right??

So i'm just watching these videos in awe like..let me watch some more and find a tutorial or something and imma get my butt up and do this friggin' dance!!

And i got it down pat in like..five-ten minutes.
[[The one i first learned was the one with the legs..where you jumping back..kind of like a backwards running man..??]]
So then, i show the videos to Precious and later on i showed Kaley them.

Then on February 22nd, i UNLEASH!!
My Jerkin'-ness to Kaley and Precious.
[[Please note: It was only the backwards running man dance move..]]

Ugh..then like, sometime in March. I hear these two other girls on the bus talking bout Jerkin'.
And i flip!
Haha..not really but like..yall know how you feel when you feel like you the only one who knows about something new and then when you hear about someone else talking bout it or doing it..you get mad..lol..you just do.

But what's different about muah, is that.
When something new comes out, i admit..
I am not thee type to jump all on its jock and ride the freak out of it..
[[No Sexual..??]]
Like, i feel as if like, i wanna learn as much as i can about something new before i try to be
"on it"
So it doesn't seem as if i don't know what i'm talking about and i can get called out on it.
But if i DO know a whole bunch about something, then iii can call someone out when they wrong.
=)

But what grinded my gears is that people at school were just talking bout it like
THEY
was the first ever to know about it.
Skeezas was talking bout the ish like
THEY
invented the junk.
Grrr.

Now it's April..and my Jerkin' skills have like..mastered.
I can like, go to the ground and come back up.
Get down on the floor and jerk.
Like, i can seriously do more than just hopping front and back with my legs.
If the time ever happens..and some official
JERKIN' Music
playing, i will get jiggy with it.
Lol..
[[But i know for like typing that, i just set myself up for an official jerk battle or whatever..]]

But okay, one thing that errks me again.
The people who be talking about it..gots it allll wrong!

Okay, JERKIN' is like..it's not the leg dance.
That is called
THE REJECT.

I THINK.
Jerkin' is like..the dance where you move your legs and put your hands in between them.
I know some of yall are like, wtf are you talking bout, Alex??
But if you watch the videos, you kind of get a sense and what part i'm talking bout.
But i guess like, this whole dance movement, you just settle it all up by calling it
JERKIN'.

And also, what yall call
"Thee Jerkin' Song"
That song is not the only song.
The song is called
"You're A Jerk" by the New Boyz.

There is soooo many friggin' Jerkin' songs out there.
YouTube it for songs also.

Just ugh.
What i'm trying to get at in this post isss..
That so many people, when they find something new, they are sooo fast skippity to be on it and try and spread the word.
To everybody and they mama.
I mean, Jerkin' was fun to me, ma dude.
Now??
If i hear another individual say some stuff about
Jerkin'
Yess..i roll my eyes and i "ugh" at it and get annoyed.
Lol..but i still love the dance.
I'll probably do it everytime i get excited.
I mean..shoot, the dance is fun!

But i just wish that people..especially at my school weren't so high and mighty about this whole Jerkin' Thing.
I mean, this has happened to the Rapper Drake.
[[I've been on him since "Replacement Girl" and people all of a sudden NOW just wanna start listening to him. And all i've heard them listen to is the So Far So Gone Mixtape..but he has like..two other ones before that that they probably dont know..but i'm not sure. they may surprise me.]]
This has happened with the word
"Swag"
Everybody is like..swag this swag that. Do i have swag?? I got swag for daysss.
I just say, bish i got steez. Hmph.
This has happened with Swagga Scarves. It's Spring now people. Put them away.
I mean, people who had reall "swag" didn't even wear those things.
Just. Stop.
I've seen this happen with Converse.
I had gotten my first pair in the 9th grade.
And i got clowned.
Now??
I'm in grade ten and EVERYONE has on some type of Converses it seems like.

I don't know. Correct me if i'm wrong, but it just seems like people aint original nowadays.
And no matter how hard you try!!
At the end of the day, you sitting back in your Lay-Z-Boy eating a bag of Doritos thinking like..
What i'm doing..what i'm wearing..isn't anything new.
And then when you try like something different..for example.
Instead of wearing plaid..you decide to wear some like, old lookin' sweat shirts.
Not hoodies. Not jackets.
Straight Sweatshirts.
People wanna talk about it like that aint what you supposed to be wearing.
Like um, 'scuse me.
I got myself dressed this morning.
I bought these clothes with my money.
Imma wear whatever i wanna like.
I mean, are you wearing it right now??
(No)
So why you worrying about it??

Haha..how did i first start talking bout dancing and then ended with..sweatershirts??

But anywho, another edition of my many random rants.

It's a fricken epidemic.

As you guys may know..I have my lip pierced. It's the bottom left and I wear a hoop.
lol.

but yeah..and I had been wanting it every since the summer because I saw my cousin's frenemy with one and I just like the idea of playing with it..??
so I come back to North Carolina and I'm like 'mom..for my sixteenth birthday can I get my lip pierced??' and she's all iffy about it but I kept asking. Then we get report cards and I have all A's so I'm like 'mom since I got all A's you can reward me with letting me get my lip pierced for Christmas instead' and like every day I asked her. So on December 23 we drover up to Tattoo Inferno and got my lip pierced...with the hoop. My mama was mad because she wanted me to get a stud but I was like its my lip! [[of course only thinking it..lol]]

then I go down to South Carolina for a weekend and I go to my cousins' house and they are all like 'mannn...I want my lip pierced.' and junk like that and I say 'you know if you get it pierced now you will me considered a jocker because I had it first!' and like three..four days later they both get their lip pierced..bottom..I don't know if it's on the left or the right...and I know that one has a hoop..urg!

and like...a couple of months back I'm texting my cousin..we like just started talking again. And I tell her I got my lip pierced because you know..it's a big milestone! I'm a fricken big girl now..lol. And she says 'I know..I saw..I want mines done too'.
**long pause; looks around
WOAH! then like a few weeks later she tells me she got it pierced..ugh. And I was looking at her pictures on myspace the other week and she got a stud I think...I THINK!

then today! I'm searching on myspace; looking through my online friends and I come across my big cousin's page..and by big cousin I mean like late 30's. And I see she has like some up-to-date pictures so I'm looking through them and in several pictures I see that she has something black in like the corner of her mouth.
**sighs
and I look closer and notice it's a lip ring..on the bottom..a hoop...she's fricken eighty years old! and her daughter has her top lip pierced. Which is cool because I don't have my top..I have my bottom. And I yell to my mom 'Aye mom so and so got her lip pierced' and my mom goes 'oh..I think her son does too' and I'm like 'oh..and her daughter does too' and she's like 'dang..her other daughter gonna be next' [[mind you I didn't put the names on purpose]]
so I go to her son's page and I see he has his lip pierced..bottom..with a hoop.
=/

then this girl at my school has her lip pierced..ugh.
and you know I think only ceratin people can pull off certain things.
I think the only reason why I can pull off my lip ring is because...I don't know...lol..I just look cute..lmao..but really I think it's cause I know that I prolly can't pull off a stud because it would look weird...eh.
so the girl at my school has her lip pierced...bottom..with a stud though. And it looks weird because her bottom lip is big..ugh..I don't know.


but dern!
it seems like as soon as I got the idea in my head to get my lip pierced...everybody and they mama wants to do it..and I mean that in the most literalist way possible. Like dang people..stop reading my mind; be weird..get your neck pierced or your surface collarbone pierced..haha.
Maybe I'm just being anal and thinking everybody trynna copy off me.


FYI: It felt like a little pinch..I promise..so when Kaley says I'm lying when I said it didn't hurt; do NOT believe her because she's a liar..lol. It really didn't hurt.

ps: i forgot to add the border. sue me.

Ah..hello again.

It's approximately one week since Easter.
And I'm STILL finding more candy in my basket that I didn't know I had.


But where have I been??
Uh..no where.
Just wanted to give my best best friend a chance for her blogs to shine, that's all.
=D

But this blog isn't going to be about nothing really.
But more like an..umm..a featurette of things to come here on
Butta and Bae

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Be prepared to see us in some videos.
Not necessarily VLOGS but just..moments in our life that just happen.
[[But in truth, we've planned these ideas on what we're going to video tape.]]
Haha.

• Us in Old Navy
• Us at Sonics
• Us talking about funny stories and funny moments that have happened to us
• Interviewing random people at the Apple Store
• More people who have extraordinary talents
• Video shout outiess

And here's some things that I'm going to blog about in the near future as well.

• My hair and how my hair stylist is going out of business
• A "Where Are They Now" section
• Basketball players
• My lovely Uncle Scott
• More of some serious insights
• Reviews..Reviews..REVIEWS!

And..once again.
S-U-P-P-O-R-T
We wanna find out what that means.
So S-U-P-P-O-R-T
Take care of B and B
OWWWW!!

Haha..ahh.

If there's anything YOU want us to talk about or feature or whatever..
Hit up thee Gmail
askbutta.bae@gmail.com

'You pick. I'll elaborate.'

I officially have a boy best friend..lol.
a REAL one.

it all started out a few years back.
he says we first met at Chuck E. Cheese at my little cousin's birthday party [[his little brother was invited]]
His mama knows my mom because they work together and the coinky dink is that year we had both just moved to North Carolina. Him from California, me from Colorado.

Then like...we went on a type of double date..lmao.
My sister and his uncle and me and him...we weren't really on a date but whatev.
I remember his uncle saying something like 'Go over there boy, I aint pay you for nothing'
lol.

and then when we were sitting in On the Border I was doing something and my sister told me to stop and I was like 'well they shouldn't have set us by the door!'
ha.

but yeah...I've even been in his room...the old one I believe..lol.
but that's beside the point.

he used to like me..I think he still does and he never lets me go without hearing it.
I had stopped talking to him for a while just because of that [[ I don't think he knows that..so be quiet]]

in my phone he's saved under Stalker..[[Daveon]] because he stalked me down..lol..just playing. I forget why I call him that but yeah. I don't know how he got my number, I prolly gave it to him and just forgot. blah.

but yeah..the other day we were texting about nothing and he asked me if I wanted to be his best friend and I'm like HECK YEAH! I've been wanting a boy best friend for like....a month..lmao.
and then like we start talking about nothing again.

it's weird texting him because we talk about nothing but I'll have like an inbox FULL of messages from him.

eh.
he told my he liked longg text messages but then he write like some five word text. wtf!?
if I tell him to talk he tells me to pick and he'll elaborate but his elaboration would be all whack and watered down..lol.
and then when I elaborate I end up sending like a 4 texts full of information.

that's another thing, even though he liked/likes me I can talk to him about a dude I have interest in or like...boy problems and he won't be like 'man..I don't want to hear that mess!' lol.
he takes it like a man.

but then some of the stuff he be saying be getting on my nerves.

he's in that average teenage boy phase...all he thinks about is sex.

April 14, 2009
I'm his Gangster.

My life.

This is what my life consists of.
lol.

a dusty keyboard, Perfect Stranger DVD, picture of my niece, my iPod, a desk that I write all my random thoughts on, and my computer.

I spend most of my time sitting at my computer messing around with stuff and writing on my desk.
I do homework here, I text here, I take random pictures here and then I delete them, I watch TV right in this chair because it's better like that.
haha.

I think I've broke my desk from sitting at it too much and erasing my papers all hard.
I've tried to like get away from the computer, but it never works...it just draws me right back in with it's light up screen and junk.

wow.
I have no life.
but the picture is kinda photographic huh??
ha.

April 14, 2009
photographic.

Ode to my mother.

So I was thinking of doing a poem.
but I'm not poetic.
and also..right now in school we're in our poetry unit so my teacher is like trynna kill us with poems and poetry! [[Sucks to be in Honors sometimes.]]

So I decided to just dedicate a blog to how much I love my mom.
awwwwwwwwwwww.
lol.

ugh. Even though I don't agree with like most of the things she does, like her smoking habits and her constant annoyance, I still love her silly tail.
I like making her laugh cause she has the most uniquest laugh in the world..well to me she does.
and when she's looking sad I say 'Mommy...I love you' or 'Mommy...your so beautiful.' just so I can get a smile out of her.She always puts her head down when she smiles for a picture...I don't know why.


She tells me this story all the time:
When I was about one or something she dropped me off at my grandma's house because she had to go to work and my dad was supposed to come and get me.
And when she was leaving, she closed the backyard gate and when she looked back she say me climbing under the fence trynna get to her..lol.
When my dad picked me up off the ground I was hitting him in his face and stuff..hehe.
just imagine.

and I remember when I first started Kindergarten she cried...I cried too but she cried more.

it's funny when she asks me to do something and I be like 'mommmmm' or I say no in an innocent way she kinda gets mad and be like 'okay okay...I'm gonna remember this when you ask me for something' trynna make me change my mind...PSYCH!

when I drive she's like super gitterish and she always telling me to do the stuff that I'm doing or in the process of fixing.

If I make a 'C' or lower in a class...lets say at like the three week benchmark..she gets all bent out of shape and says in a shocked voice 'A 'C' Precious..what's that about' that gets on my nerves because I can't be perfect all the time but then I know that she's only looking out for my best interest.

Every time I talk to a dude, as just a friends, and she likes him she calls him her son in-law which is stupid because I'm not getting married...and most of the time I don't even like the dude like that. ugh.
I call her pudge butt because..she has a pudge butt...and when I call her my her name or say her nickname she gets all bent out of shape and I give her a bear hug and a kiss on the cheek..lol

I'm going to end this with I love you mom...even if your not reading this [[which I know you aren't]] I love you.

'my screen is black'

April 14, 2009
143 mother!

Another Moment.

Yesterday Alex and I were having just a regular conversation...through text message OF COURSE! and we.

Alex had said something about his lyrical game is good or whatever she just wished he was a dime.
and I say that he kinda looks like a sad puppy but since he be rapping and singing so good he could still get it..haha.
[[those aren't word for word because I didn't copy those texts..but these are]]

'Haha. Girl yess.
And then him being crippled, dxmn.
It's sad when one of the homies is just one step closer to death than all of us' -Alex
'Drake is crippled??
Lmao.
I thought that was only in Degrassi.
Ha.' -Precious
'Haha. Naww.
He's only crippled when his leg starts shaking and getting cramped from being in this pussyyyyyy. Lmao. Jay-Kay.' -Alex

I was giggling like a little school girl cause that's like the first time in forever she actually said something clever...and nasty. lol.
urg.
gotta love her though.

and yes..I think that we, me and Alex, are like the only people who text properly..haha.
which is weird because I don't talk THAT proper.

April 14, 2009
just another moment.

my sickness.

When I was little I never got sick.
Like the only time I got sick was in the summer on my way to California...and that lasted for two weeks at the most. I guess it was from the Greyhound and all the dirty people on that bus...lol..or maybe it was the change of climate.
ugh.

but anyways starting when I was around thirteen [[three years ago! haha]] I started getting sick a whole bunch..and its kinda weird because I rarely ever got sick..blah.
so last year, in December I started getting a little cold. And after I got my lip pierced that's when it really set in, but it wasn't that bad at first..then January comes and I'm still sick.
it was around the time for my second Gardisil shot so I tell the doctor that I'm sick and she tells me that I might have had a case of Bronchitis but it's out of my system now and now it's probably just allergies.
that ho was really unsure of herself..lol.

but yeah..she gives me some nasal spray and I use it for three days..and I throw it away.
urg.

so yeah...my cold was almost gone and I get another one from a name I will not name and my cold gets worse.
this was in February I believe..and now I'm like coughing up my fricken lungs [[not really]] and stuff and when I lay a certain way it feels like I have cold in my lungs.
I told the doctor that..she disregarded it.

Then today..I'm at school and I get like a headache...and while I was walking home from the bus stop my nose is kinda burning..so I summed it up that now I have allergies.
if it gets worse I'll tell you guys and then go to the doctor. AFTER I complain to my mom for a couple of days.

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'I know what you doing in your room. You're writing a book...a book on your life. Are you gonna put me in your book?? You aint gotta put me in your book...but I know you're going to.' -My sister's step-grandpa.

April 13, 2009
*cough cough

"You Fill In The Rest..With The Answer Yes"

Today.
Thee Sister took me out to eat at Olive Garden AND took me to a movie.

I'd call it strange behavior coming from her, but aye.

I had fun today with her 'ol crazy self.

The movie we saw wasssss

Observe And Report.
You know..that mall cop movie...thee other one.
The movie was good.

It was like, friggin' strange though.

Haha.

But anything with Seth Rogen in it is gone be good, hands down.

One thing i couldn't stand was there was this man sitting right behind me to the left of me and weird thing numero uno..

He came to the movie by his self.

Not like that's bad or anything, but then he is like thee only one laughing really really loud out of the ten of us in the theater.

So it was like, disturbing.

He even laughed super hard during previews for other movies.

Ticked Me Off!!

But my all time favorite part of the movie is this scene::

Lol..i dont know why.
But it's just funny!!

But yess.. this is deff a movie you need to check out.
It ISS rated R so like..
If you're like..under the age limit, beg and beg for someone old enough to take you.
Or sneak in.
Haha..doesn't really matter.

Oh!
Moral of this movie, i think, is that no matter what you're position is in the world,
you can make a difference.
It doesn't matter if you have a badge or a diploma..
YOU!
Can make a change.


And i approve this message.

[[Shout Outies too New Census. because he did a review on Observe and Report also.]]

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Official Slow Moment Of Thee Day::

I had recorded Spring Bling's Top 25 Countdown earlier on the DVR before we left.
And i just came home to watch it.
And i'm watching the music videos and stuff and alllllll those commercials..
Then realizing that i could of just fast foward through all of this and watch the music videos i wanted to see or whatever.
Lol..like.
I just forgot i was watching recorded television like, who is thattt remedial to not know you watching recorded television..??

Eh.

Let's Be Anal.

Yess.
We actually know each other.

Since we've actually never had any pictures of us together on here.

These pictures are the first pictures we've took together in like..

FOREVER!

"This seems awkward"

Precious says I like my Cheek Bones in this picture.
Alex says what Cheek Bones?? That's just fat.

CHEESE!!

Precious says why is my smile like that.
Alex says because you..smiled..like that..??

Precious says why do I look like a demon.
Alex says because I'm thee angel.

Alex says eww it looks like I'm..doing something nasty.
Precious says Hii!!

Let's cover Precious' face before the self timer runs out!

"Let's be funny."

This looks cool, don't it??

Precious says why are you holding your tittie??
Alex says oh, wait. I am. I didn't mean to.

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One night, I was telling Precious about how this girl at school was asking me about my piercings and this whole process or whatever.
And I was telling Precious how i told the girl that i got one of my cartilage piercings done with a gun and the other with a needle.
And then Precious is all like,

"Who gets their cartilage pierced with a gun??"
And i was like,
"Precious. You got your ear pierced with a gun."
Silence.
And then she laughs very loudly.

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"Jelly comes from Jelly Fish."
-Alex

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Precious - How tall do you think Mariah Carey is??
Alex - Thirty-Five