To Whom It May Concern.

Dear __________,

It's been three years, how do you not know me??
I was your friend in the beginning, why are we strangers today??
If you didn't like my ways, why are you still here??
I don't like yours either...so why am I still here??
You must really love me if you put up with my bull shxt....
Or you just don't wanna hurt my feelings when you finally say that it's over.
I know I may say things I don't mean, thinking I'll get a laugh.
But when I realize that my jokes are the reason for our grand finale, I'll be thee only one gracing the stage alone.
I try to work on myself everyday, to help me and keep my loved ones....
But why are you not improving as well in order to keep me??

My Body All Over Your Body.

DISCLAIMER!
I am NOT a producer.
I am NOT a fan.
And I have NO connections what so ever.
So WHY do Myspace singers//rappers feel like they have the need to comment me
TELLING
me, not asking..
telling me to go listen to their music and blah blah blah.
I mean, what's the use in telling little 'ol me about your music??
I aint gone help you.
If I think you good, I would of found you on my own time, ya digg??
But anywayssss..haha.

What's T, Gir?!?!

I see the Roll Call thing failed miserably.
But whatev, Butta And Bae know they got readers so that's all that matterss.
And once again, I am just not feeling this BlogSpot layout!!
Uf, I know I can like, make a better one but I just don't know..
Maybe it will stay like this, maybe not.
Yall heard Vibe Magazine going out of business??
Ugh, wish BET would take a hint.
Haha, yall know this years awards was not all that great, hush up!
Me and Precious are really trying to get started with having us in videos.
Cause I know reading everything can be pretty boring.
And we would like to network with a lot more people.
You know, we get featured, have people featured on here.
Things Of That Nature.
Ohh!!
Speaking of, I was planning on doing a blog featured some of our followers and people we follow and say like,
what's the best about them..
So yeah,
Questions??
Comments??
Concerns??
Hit Up The Gmail.

______________________________________________________________________________________________

-Kaley Aye, Alex said you look like Michael Jackson in the BEGINNING of the "Thriler" Music Video.
-Harry Aye, tell her she look like Michael Jackson when he died...like a white woman.

My Take on the Seven Deadly Sins..

Okay..so anyone who knows me knows I'm not a very religious person..ha.
I change my religion like every month, but I've been sticking with Muslim for a while now..eh.
but the other day I was thinking about the seven deadly sins and when I got home I searched it and decided to write a blog about it.
FYI: I was supposed to write this like a week ago. =/

eh..AND WE BEGIN!

o01. Extravagence. i.e. Lust!
Lust: intense sexual desire or appetite.
well...my close friends know that I am a horn dog...there isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about sex...eh..and my favorite phrase is 'He can get it.'
lmao..but I'm no ho you guys..I'm innocent.

o02. Gluttony
Gluttony: excessive eating and drinking.
I eat a lot...yes...it may be only junk food...but it's the fact that I eat excessively...and I drink a lot of water...that should count for something!

o03. Greed
Greed: excessive or rapacious desire, especially for wealth or possessions.
I'm not really materialistic but I do like to have money...I want to be rich one day..very rich!

o04. Acedia. i.e. Despair and Sloth
Acedia: laziness or indifference in religious matters.
Despair: hopelessness.
Sloth: laziness.
Like I mentioned before, I'm not a very religious person..I don't really have anything for the despair part but I am VERY lazy sometimes...very lazy.

o05. Wrath
Wrath: strong, stern, or fierce anger.
yeah...you see I have nothing for this one because I rarely get angry and when I do it doesn't include any of those adjectives.

o06. Envy
Envy: to regard anything with grudging and longing eyes.
urg...when I go to the mall with no money..lmao...I guess that counts.
o07. Pride. i.e. Vainglory
Vainglory: worthless glory
uh...when I glorify myself it isn't worthless..ha...so I aint sinning on this one.

June 29, 2009
I'm a sinner.

B&B's Weekly Round-Up #3

Just something real real quick because this week was hectic!
I had to start going to work.
Then went to the beach for the weekend.
And I JUST got back like a few hours ago.
And me and Precious are busy watching the BET Awards so yeahh.
Here We Go!!

01) We lost a great legend on Thursday.
There's like, really no words from me to describe this.
Rest In Peace, Michael Jackson.
02) Chris Brown and Rihanna went to
Thee Court House
on Monday.
Yeah..so Chris Brown did hit her.
He has like, five years of probation and six months of community service to serve in Virginia.
And they have to stay fifty yards away from each other.
And in public events, only ten yards.
Eh, I'm done with these two..NEXT!!
03) Does anybody remember Dorian from BET's College Hill, Atlanta??
Well if you did, and if you saw the picture or his Twitter??
Then you 'sho did remember his axs!!
I can't post the picture here but let's just say
thattttttt, ummmmm.
Ugh..I can't hold it in any longer!!
Dorian showed the Web his ding a ling!!!
=X

04) In other sad news, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon died.
And also, Billy Mays died!!
You know, the OxiClean guy and stuff.
I know this is gone sad bad but..
i'm really wondering if cleaning products will go down because of his passing.
Hee-Hee.
Just Playing.

As you can see,
Not SHXT happened last week.
But stay tuned to Butta And Bae this week
because we'll have more good stuff to post..

Anybody Know What Time It Is???

IT'S TIME FOR A ROLL CALL!!!

Here's the scoop.
Butta And Bae has 14 followers as of...right now.
**howdy**
And we got some comments..more than like..the three we had in total a few months ago..
But it seems like everybody commented sometime near
May 9th - June 1st
And we just been downhill ever since..haha.

WAKE YALL BUTTS UP!!

And for our followers who we don't follow back..
Don't think just cause we ain't following you, that we don't ever look at your BlogSpots..
Yeahh..we be peeking.
But yall haven't really added anything either!

WAKE YALL BUTTS UP!!

For the other people who read but don't comment or follow..
[[But could be following privately..]]
Leave a little something something on the 'Spot..
So me and Precious can stop crying everytime we check our Blog and see nothing new..
I even threaten her sometimes that if we don't get more followers or comments, that I will either
fire Precious or shut down Butta And Bae.
Haha..but I'm joking.
Kinda.

WAKE YALL BUTTS UP!!

For anybody who reads this post, right now..no.
Not right now but right now..
Leave a comment stating your name.
That's It.

=)

3 Minutes Of Ticked-Off-Ness.

Quick Story.

I'm chilling on the pervert's palace..i mean..the internet..
Ya know..
I'm on Twitter.
I'm on Myspace.
I'm watching Kyle from BET's College Hill on uStream.
I'm telling you..
I'm All G to the Ood.
I got my hair all in it's rollers.
I got my music going.
Just got done grubbin'.
I'm telling you..
I'm all G to the Ood.
A girl is having herself a lovely night.

Then..I get a text message.

Yeahh..I hate Sprint and I hate having a Rumor even more..but not the point.

I get a text from this guy that I talked//texted like..probably a max of five times.
And see, I don't even know his name cause his name in my phone
ISSS Dudeee.

But yeah, he texts me that..
"Hey whats your friend number"
And at first I thought he was talking about Precious cause like..haha..her name just came to mind..
--Flashback--
In school or anywhere for that matter, when someone comes up to me or Precious and sayss.
"Have you talked to your Wifey today??"
"Did you see your Girlfriend today??"
We automatically and we usually just know that they talking about me and her..
--End Flashback--
But okay, so i'm just over here reading the text like..
"Oh naw this mo-fo just didn't do what I think he did!!"
Like, what kind of ishh is this//that?!
I'll analyze this in a bit, but back to the text message.

Alex - Which friend?
Dudeee. - The fine one she got red hair
Alex - Red hair?? Lol. Who is that? Where you see her at?
Dudeee. - She sent u a comment and she sent me a comment
Alex - Ohh. Yani??
Dudeee. - Yeah i guess whats her number
Alex - I don't got it. You get ha number.
Dudeee. - Lol ok

Soo, yeahh.

Yani, we know OF each other, ya know.
But we aint like besties.
And the last time she sent me a comment was like, a month ago and on my Myspace Page only shows five of my
comments I have gotten..
So this Dudeee I guess been looking through peoples comments and stuff tryna get girls..smh.
And if she commented his page, right.
Why did he ask ME for her number??
Why couldn't he get it his self??
Exactly.
This is like thee most punk axs-ish move a dude, or anybody could do for that matter.
And oh yeah, Dudeee was even trying to talk to me..but I wasn't feeling him like that..
But then he comes to me, someone he was tryna talk to, to get another girl's number so he could talk to her next.
Bxtch, Boo, Bye!!
Ughh..what is wrong with people nowadays??
I bet you my Gramps was a true playa-playa from the Himalayas..
But when he landed eyes on my fine axs Nana..
I can just see my Gramps walking up to Nana with a straight swagga,
asking for that fine honey's seven digs..
Yeahh..rewind that back.
MY GRAMPS GOT THE NUMBER HIS DERN SELF!!
Like anyone should.
Forget the wingmans.
Bump the messengers.
Remember when I was preaching to people to give the unecessary cock roaches in their lives the
HEAVE-HO???
Well it's now another time to tell everybody to
TAKE THE INITATIVE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT..
BY YOURSELF.

Because if you know for ah fact that you were the only one involved in a match up with someone..
You'll feel a lot better about yourself and just ooze with confidence.
Not just in relationships or to hook up with someone.
It can be anything.
Getting a job.
Getting that cash money..that guap.
Getting that car.
Getting into college.
Doing those things, you just feel better that you know you got it done by yourself and nobody else.

You..**sniff sniff**..smell me??

B&B's Weekly Round-Up #2

Yall know the drill..
Let's get started with thee second edition!!

01) To start off a week with a bang!!
Supposedly, Rihanna has a sex tape and only a little clip was released but on June 22nd the full version will come out.
But eh, didn't they say that with Hoopz sex tape, and that ishh hasn't fully
released yet.
But I did some little research and I TRULY believe that it aint Rihanna.
It's some skank bag porn star named
Lavish Styles
who looks a lot like Rihanna.
[[I would put Lavish's pic up here but it as all titties and nakedness..]]
02) LaLa pulls a Cassie..
Urg..this hair style aint new, folks!!
I remember when my tenth grade year started,
Almost all the girls had that one side shaven and the other side long..
See, Cassie may have done thee EXTREME..
But she was not thee FIRST
of this hairstyle...
03) ..And that's why her dumb self was bout to cry and she got seriously played when she was on
that radio interview with Charlemagne..simple ho..UGH!!
04) On a good note..for some..
THEE LAKERS ARE THE 2009 NBA CHAMPS!!
Uhh..yeahh..
05) MTV releases three new shows this week as well.
My favorite right now is DJ And The Fro.
I LOVE THESE TWO CHARACTERSS!!
When I watch them, I be dying!

DJ & The Fro -

MTV also released a show called
Is She Really Going Out With Him
Which is la-ame.
And then
Silent Library.
Which is sortaaa funny..but not really.
06) If you follow Trey Songz on Twitter, then you know he released something insane for thee fanss.
This is his like, mixtape demo thing..
Music wayyyy before Just Gotta Make It.
It's pretty nice..i like it..=)
07) LOVE LOVE LOVE!!
These are the
Nike Dunk Hi SB "Mr. Pacman"
Kinda different..but the colors in them could go soo nicely with lots of different clothess..
08) And then, yall probably seen these shoes a couple weeks or months ago..
Now, Nike and Nylon are gonna come out with these to i guess, match with the shoess..
These are called WindRunners..
They kinda sound like WindBREAKERS..
Idk if they the same but if these are made out of wind breaker materiall.
[[You know..the material where it makes the sound, swish swish, everytime you move..]]
Haha..yeahhh..I will not be wearing them.
Wait..idk..lol..i love the colors..urg..
09) I don't know about anyone else but I HATE new Mary J. Blige.
I like the Mary that is upset, moody, angry..
I absolutely hate the happy, new spirit, live Mary..
I hated "I'm Just Fine.."
Omg..couldn't stand that ishh..
Now she tries to be all young again and team up with Drake on the song called
"The One"

She uses "swagga" repeatedly, she singing//rapping like she a big fxckin shxtt..lol.
I don't like her.
Sit yo 'ol hag self down.
10) HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!

Featured Dude::Jarel

He says we're biased...so lets get HIS perspective on things.

What's your name?
Figgy-DUH

What was your longest relationship?
On and off for 4 years

How are we biased towards boys and relationships?
Not biased against boys just some things you talk about because your chikcs.

What are your turn-offs?
mumbling under your breath like you just did-Precious

What are your turn-ons, besides Precious?
DIMPLES

Would you ever try to change a girl?
If its my girl then I shouldn't have to. She is already perfect.

Would you date outside your race?
I'm not racist...but I might already have the right one.

Are you single or taken?
Single.....lol nah jp taken

What does a relationship have to have?
trust & strong like

What is a perfect date?
February 20, 1992. lol just being together and everything going right

What are your rules on paying for dates?
I pay duh like all men should

If the finest girl ran up to you and her breath stunk, what would you do?
There aint nothing I can do but walk away

What is the best relationship advice you've gotten?
I don't get advice I give it

Do you prefer a coy girl over an aggressive chick?
Coy chick, if you are too aggressive I might have to whoop her axx

'But when you love someone/ you just don't treat them bad/ oh how I feel so sad/ now that I want to leave/ she's crying her heart to me/ how can you let this be/ but I just need time to see...' -Donell Jones
Where I wanna be. I love that song.

In Need Of A Turning Point..Maybe??

“Move on already!”
“Why you still here??”
“You did me wrong.”
“I’m Done!!”

Any of those sound familiar with anybody??

And since Precious just BASHED me in her blog post, I had to retaliate.
Cause you know, Alex aka Bae don’t back down for ishh!!

So this post is based around the question of..
When Is It Time To Let Go??

You always hear people say things like,
Imma give you one more chance to act right with me…
Don’t mess this up this time…
Do this again next time..and it’s over, it’s done…

But how many have ACTUALLY let that be the last time with that person like they said..or better yet..threaten them with that phrase that this is going to be the last time??
Yeah..hardly ever.

But that can be dangerous..keeping these negative little cock roaches in your life.

But then again, what if the person just really needs help??
Like, you just CAN’T leave them.
No matter what they do.

Now lets open up my life novel and lets see if I have any stories to share to help back up my statement of when is it time to let go.

Umm..okay. So there was this dude who was my friend. We was cool. Everything was straight. Then..all out of no where…
KA-BOOM!!
This dude would not keep my name out of his mouth!!
There was this dude that I guess you call a mutual friend of both me and him and the friend would tell me what he said about me.
It wasn’t really nothing bad but the fact of the matter is is that he keep bringing my name up in stuff..telling other people stuff that I told him..
STRAIGHT ACTING LIKE AH FEMALE.
So I guess I took the easy way out..or a pussy move
And when he would text me, I ignore.
Calls…ignore.
See him in school…ignore.
And we just drifted.
But then some months past and I was like,
Hmm..maybe I should just put things in the past and maybe he stopped talking bout me and we could gain back our friendship.
**buzzer noise**
Wrong!!
Dude was still talking bout me like ah female and I’m glad that I didn’t get the nerve to actually start back talking to him.
So moral of this life story is that I finally gave the heave-ho to a nobody that wasn’t adding anything encouraging in my life..wasn’t making ME better.
You see??

Okay..another one.
I had this boy in one of my classes and at first he was cool.
So we were cool.
Then all out of no where!!
He just straight disses me. Like, I see it as okay.
You ah guy…why you tryna play girlss??
And me and him weren’t even that real buddy buddy so when he would try to play me, it wasn’t out of “love” and it was over the line.
And I was thinking like, okay..this shall pass.
Nope. Wrong!!
This ish still kept happening until one day..I gave him a piece of my mind and let him know..
“Aye Dude! I don’t like you talking to me like that so stop!!”
And I punched him.
Then like, the next day he moved his seat from beside me to like..somewhere else. Thank Goodness.
But now that he is gone and not one of my associates..I’ve been happy.

Now, I TRY to see the best in people. I really do.
But people, this is your calling!
If you talking to someone, and they make fun of you, hurt you, play you..etc.
Over and over again..
That is not what you need in your life.
If someone disrespects you and they just don’t see the good in YOU
Then they need to be given the heave-ho.
Stop giving them chances or a friggin’ re-do..
Just simply…
Yupp, you guessed it.
GIVE THEM THE HEAVE-HO.
No matter what you do to achieve this..
Either give them the silent treatment, tell them off in person, message them,
People will get the hint.

And if you even have to QUESTION whether you should keep them in your life or not..
Then that is a sign that something is fishy and needs to be brought to attention.

Long story short, if reading this BlogSpot hasn’t taught you anything..
Either about Me or Precious, music, pop culture, a joke or two..whatev.
Let this post REALLY teach you something and be able to bring into your own lives..

As In The Words Of Thee Fantabulous B.Scott::



HEAVE-HO THEM BISHES!!
YAHHHHH!!!!
__________________________________________________________________

Is it time to let go??
- Sometimes if you have to ask a question, you already have the answer.

Chuchhhhhh.

So...I'm taken! =]]

okay..to start off I'd like to make a little disclaimer..ha...I've noticed that I tend to write more of the personal blogs where as Alex writes about music and ish..nothing REALLY personal.

now to the real stuff..I have a boyfriend. :D

Sorry this is so bright..I forgot to turn off the flash.

yeah...I asked him out..like right after he asked me out. Only because he didn't believe me when I said yeah...lol.
eh...I told Alex that I wouldn't make this a mushy blog so imma try to keep it ONE HUNNED percent gangster.
okay maybe out fourty-nine percent...naw...twelve percent..yeah.

uh...I call him Jarel because I hate his nickname and his first name is..too proper..lol.
He's kinda rude but I like it because too much mushy-ness is nasty but then he's nice and he actually cares.
He's my first real boyfriend and he told me he could tell that I was new to this...insulted me within our first week of going together. =/
um..yeah..I made my move on June 4, 2009..I even got a little purple star on my calender on that date..lmao.
We had been talking since like ninth grade year. He texted me off of his sister's phone while I was getting my hair done. He has a twin..a girl twin. I think it's super cool but I don't think I've told him that yet.
I'm taller than him by like a quarter of an inch I think...but it's weird cause he says he's five foot three and I'm five foot two but I appear taller.
I know it's kinda early to be writing a blog about him but he's KINDA special..only kinda.

The other week he talked in my mouth...while we were kissing and then asked me how his breath tasted...it was kinda nasty [[the talking in my mouth part]] but also funny.
He told me he liked my kisses because my lips fit his perfectly. **blushes**
AWWW.

I don't know..that whole purpose of this blog was to let you guys know that I had a boyfriend and kinda get up on my blogging.
I don't think it was too mushy so I guess I did keep it kinda gangster.


He doesn't like to smile.

oooo...spoiler!, we're doing an interview on him soon..so be looking out..and no it won't be about he and I...so don't skip it!
lmao.

June 18, 2009
06.04.09

Let me upgrade you!

Next month, July 21st is my cellular phone upgrade! And boy am I excited.
Last year around Christmas time I bought a Sidekick 3 but considering the fact that my carrier is AT&T and Sidekicks are from T-Mobile all of the features didn't work. And then it broke or something so I had to switch back to my old phone...weird thing is I like both of them equally..lmao.
eh.

anyways...next month is my upgrade and I'm going to QWERTY keyboard phones.

The first candidate is the LG Xenon.
Highlights
Large 2.8" Touch Screen; Sleek Slide-Out QWERTY; Video Player; Music Player; and it's 3G

The second candidate is the Samsung Blackjack II.
Highlights
Super small Smartphone loaded with features; Full QWERTY keyboard and GPS support; Multiple email support and Microsoft Office Mobile®; Mobile Backup; 4GB of Expandable Memory Storage.

And the third candidate is the Samsung Magnet.
Highlights
Full QWERTY keboard; One-touch messaging key; Mobile email; 4X Zoom on Camera

I'm like super psyched about getting a new phone..lmao.
I'm gonna prolly have to go to the AT&T store and play with these three phones to see which one I can work better and which one seems more fun.
But it's really up to how much money my mom would have to come out of pocket with to get the phone.
eh.

I hope I get the Xenon though...Hayden Penettiere was on the commercial with it...she makes me want the phone...DAMN HER!
lmao.
I'm not going to read reviews and stuff...like I said I'm gonna just play with the phones and see which is cheaper or whatever.
you guys pray that I get the Xenon..eh.

June 16, 2009
moving on up..

B&B's Weekly Round-Up

Just trying a little something different here on thee 'Spot.
It will be sort of like,
Instead of sitting on your 'tush for seven days waiting for and clicking away to all the gossip, new gear
and..ahem..
Good Ish.
Why not just come
HERE
to get your daily dosage of everything hot and uh..not so hot.
Everything good and uh..not so good.
Everything that was flippin'
BANANAS!!
To everything that just made you say..
"what??"
Haha..cute huh??
Okay..so here we go
WITHHHHHH.
Thee first edition offffff..
[[And yess..the unnecessary number of letters isss totally necessary..]]
Butta And Bae's Weekly Round-Up.


01) So I heard Six Flags is filing for bankruptcy...
Ha..doesn't bother me cause I don't live near one and I have never been..NEXT!
02) Usher is FINALLY filing for divorce from..whats her face.
Like, how do you go from calling this yo Wifey??
To officially making this your Wifey on paper??
Haha..case closed!
Buh-Bye Tameka!!

03) Sudden increase in HIV in the porn industry???
*shrugs shoulders*
Now?!?!?
How come NOW they get HIV and ishh..i smell something fishy..no pun intended.
04) I guess these babies hit the Internet this week.
Like..c'mon.
Personally, I don't like the all..big sole thing..
And freak..i don't even know what brand of shoe this is..
But these junkss..ugh..please..
For all my individual papis and mamacitas out there who aim to be different..
DON'T
Buy these..just to seem different.
05) But I sure do love these!!

06) "Is it a diss. Or a wake up call??"

I say it's a wake up call because Trey admires dude, ya know??
And speaking of Trey..
HOW THEE FLUCK!!
He had just gotten a BlogSpot like earlier this week and only has nine posts..
BUT 422 FOLLOWERS?!?!
Well got dxmn..how you doin'??
07) Anybody remember JoJo??
Yeah..I forgot about her too.
And ooh, you remember how she use to remix every single song that was out at the time!?
But anyways..I guess she's somewhat back and she comes back
HARD.
She did her own take on one of thee most popular rappers//singers out right now.

08) Speaking of music//artists//videos..
There's videos out now for
Futuristic Love with Yung LA.

Ughh..FAIL!!
Lol...And why does Rico Barrino NOT know how to lip sing by now??
Shoot, I mean..I lip sing all thee time.
Why can't he??
Then there's the GS Boyz with Booty Dew.
=|

Haha..remember when they were called the
G-Spot Boyz??
Not just GS.
Pussies.
But how..HOWW?!?
I hate when a group just makes another song with lyrics from ANOTHER song.
It's pointless.
Aside from official music videoss..
DRAKE WAS ON CONAN?!?!
WHAT?!?!

Ugh..i love Conan.
"Heyy Baby..;)"
And Conan's show comes on basic cable..
So Thee Drake was on basic cable..
Now like..all thee trailer park kids and old people that all they watch is basic cable channels for the
Six O'clock news..had a chance to see Drake..
*sighss*
And oh..Drake pops in to perform at like..2:50.
09) Look at this foolery!!

Scooter Smiff is like..four years old!
And dude is rockin' a mustache now.
He looks like a dead beat to me!!
I miss thee other little Chris Brown Prodigy..
Umm..Myles??
Yeahh..Myles Brown.
10) And finally..
TRUE BLOOD PREMIERES TONIGHT ON HBO!
Will I watch it??
Eh..idk.
I was hearing rumors that my favorite character got like killed off or something last season..
And if this be true!!
There's no point in me watching it if I don't see things like this..

Haha..Owwwww!!

Well there you have it, lovelies.
I think this first edition was pretty grand slam.
Hopefully it actually becomes a regular unlike my
Alex's Man Hunt Series.
Haha..I aint even gone post a link to that bull ishh, you can find it yourself.
Join me next Sunday for Edition Numero Dos.
=)

@#$#%@!#^&*

Now that school is out..
That can only mean one thingg..

Fxck teachers.
Fxck them lame gang banger as* boys. =/
Fxck them doo-doo mamas.
Fxck all the homework I ever got!
Fxck school police officers.
Fxck the receptionist in the Guidance Building.
Fxck the Time Out teacher.
Fxck the new wing part of the school.
Fxck the fourth floor.
Fxck the Bio Med Tech teacher!
Fxck classroom time in the library.
Fxck all the informational ish in homeroom.
Fxck the D I got one time in Biology.
Fxck homeroom period.
Fxck the girls who brought their babies//family members//ex convicts to school.
Fxck the school lunch...only sometimes though.
Fxck having one of the school parking spaces that was farr awayy from thee school.
Fxck Alex for choosing the parking space.
Fxck Precious because she never had to ride in the morning TO thee parking space.
Fxck the busted people period at our school.
Fxck the moody pregnant teachers.
Fxck the B's I got on my EOCs.
Fxck the bus driver who misses my bus stop every afternoon.
Fxck the people who broke the school dress code.
Fxck all the dumb tattoos that everybody got this school year.
Fxck everyone who got lip piercings around the time I got mine. :|
Fxck the speed bumps my bus had to go over every day.
Fxck all the slackers.
Fxck the lady in the SIMS office.
Fxck the Activ Board because nobody could play with it.
Fxck those long boring assemblies.
Fxck having to go up there to get my awards, on my bad day.
Fxck those nasty as* suckers they sold at school.
Fxck the lockers because nobody could fit in them.
Fxck the students who talked back to the teachers for stupid reasons.
Fxck the people who came to school stank.
Fxck the people who were still wearing track suits during hot weather.
Fxck the people who wore flip-flops in rain, sleet, AND snow.
Fxck the girls who wore basketball gear and sweats every day.
Fxck not having a school nurse.
Fxck the books I had to read in English II.
Fxck the whack little first-aid kits they had in the classrooms.

Fxck school period because it's the summer now..
BE-OTCH!!

You remember when..??

The other day Alex was like 'Aye, y'all remember when you used to record the songs as your answering machine...and you HAD to get it exactly right' or something like that.
and I was like yeahhh...or I might have went all bonanza and down memory lane and junk..eh.


When I got my first phone..it was a Cricket..eh..and like my answering machine song thingy was Lovers && Friends by Usher ft. Lil' Jon..the explicit version..and It started at that
'I's been knowing you for a long time (shawty)
But fuck it never crossed my mind (shawty)
But tonight I seen something in you (shawty)
That made me wanna get with you (shawty)
You ain't been nothing but a friend to me (shawty)
And a nigga never ever dreamed it be (shawty)
Up in here kissing, hugging, screaming, touching (shawty)
Up in the bathtub rubber dubbing (shawty)
Are you sure you wanna go this route (shawty)
Let a nigga know before I pull it out (shawty)
I would never ever cross the line (shawty)
Shawty let me hit you tell me one more time One more time'
ah..and I think I got the 'Tell me again (tell me again my baby)' part by Usher in there too..lol...then one day my dad had called me and he listened to my answering machine and got all butt hurt cause it had cursing in it..he told me to change it. Do you think I did?? HECK NO!

and then she asked if we remembered when you use to record those 'hello....yeah...what you doing..AHHH I GOT YOU! Leave a message' answering machines. Well I never recorded any of those but I did get tricked by quite a few!
We know these twins and Alex has their numbers and one of their answering machines is like 'Go Ayanna Go Ayanna Go Ayanna' in a sing song voice..lmao..funny.

Speaking of answering machines, I don't have one. Every since I got my phone I haven't built up enough energy and courage to record an answering machine.
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Do you remember when you used to put a towel or a shirt on your head and pretend like it was your hair??
lmao.
well maybe if like..you had a lot of hair you didn't. But I did it all thee time.
and I used to like..swing my "hair" around..haha..woo!

Remember when you were in such a rush to be older?
'I can't wait until I turn 16!'; 'When I turn 18 man..'
I remember that..now I'm kinda iffy about growing older..lol...older life is kinda hard!
before I spent all my time acting all grown and ish now I'm acting my age and I just keep getting older!
I gotta find a job..lmao..about to get my license next year..about to graduate High School in two years.
ah.


Bonus picture! Kinda cute...eh??

June 9, 2009
back in business! [[I think.]]