Baby, I'd Throw Up On You Anytime..

A lot of you may know..and then some of yall are still clueless.
If you go to HoneyMag.com,
They have an interview with Trey Muhfxckin Songz.
Aka my husband after Donell Jones decides to mess up..

And see, normal people like me and Precious

didn't see no harm in thee interview.

Yeah his answers to the questions were kind of out there..

But Honey Mag is Honey Mag.

They some freaks running that business, so the questions are gonna be freaky as well and out there..

And I mean,

Trey Songz is like..23..24 years old..

And famous..

And sexy..

What yall expect??

For him to never experience with sex??

To never deal with groupies??

To never make a mistake??

C'mon now.

Get real.

Stop being some prudes.

It's just an interview and that's just who he is..

And for anybody that gotta problem with the interview and his answers,

Yall probably just jealous little heffas!!!

>:/

Cause yall aint getting it down like he is..

Yall aint ever experience stuff like that with someone before and you wish they did..

Just..dang..celebrities be put through a lot of stuff..

And then like, it's funny where these little people just be commenting and commenting about the jank..

Just be hating on some little stuff..

Getting mad over something that don't concern you..

TREY SONGZ DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU!!

Yahhh Trick Yahhhh.

SMH.

If I offended anyone....sorry....???

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To read the interview::

Honey Mag

For Trey Songz personal comments on the issue::

Trey Songz

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"I like to choke girls right before they cum, but you gotta continue hitting it at a rapid momentum. And I like girls that can take the whole dick."

-Trey Songz

Hmmm..don't we all.

Will You Marry Me??

HECK NO!!

When I was I was little I use to DREAM of my wedding day.
I remember saying that my wedding colors were going to be a dark purple and black and my friends use to like...make fun of me because black is supposed to be the color of death and I wanted it for my wedding..ha.



but then as I grew up I kinda grew away from that dream.

my mama got married when I was in third grade...the middle of third grade to be exact and I had to move from Colorado Springs, Colorado where I had been living for a while to Denver, Colorado to a whole new scenery. And there is a difference...an hour is a lot of time for change.
I had to get used to it being a man in the house instead of me, my mom, and my two sisters...then I had to get used to it being us minus one sister...all in this whole new place.

and I saw how like..my mama kinda changed when she got married...nothing was the same...and her husband was a control freak now that I look back on it.
He used to always tell me and my sister that it was our room it was our occupied space and if we weren't hungry because hunger is for people who are starving.

one time he asked me to pour him some orange juice...and instead of leaving like a little corner of orange juice in the jug, I pour it all in the cup.
And when I took it to him he got mad because the cup was filled and he made me drink it down to where he liked.
:|



and then my dad has been married to his wife for a very long time and it's never a minute that they don't argue.
every summer that I've went out there I've never seen a day go by where they haven't argued...even on the way to church [[when he made me go]] they argued.

One summer she kicked my dad and me out because my mama had called my dad's phone, and he drove me home [[Denver, Colorado]] from California because we didn't have anywhere to go.

and I guess these bad experiences with marriage has made me not want to marry.

in my opinion marriage is over-rated; me and my significant other can do just about all the same things with or without a marriage certificate and ring.

and I know it may sound weird because almost all young girl's dreams are to get married and have the white picket fence homes with the ideal family...BUT I don't really go for fairy tales.

July 28, 2009
you said what now?!?!

My Life According to: Tremaine Neverson

Since Alex tagged me or whatever..I have no choice BUT to do this..haha.
And since I love Trey Songz...and I wanna meet him one day I'll do him...not DO him but do him..lol.

Instructions: Using only song titles from ONE ARTIST OR BAND, answer these questions. Pass it on to 12 people and include me. You can't use the artist or band I used. Do not repeat a song title. Re post as "My Life According to (ARTIST OR BAND NAME)"



Pick Your Artist:: Trey Songz

Are You A Male Or Female:: Dopest Chick

Describe Yourself:: Yes I'm Fresh

How Do You Feel:: Lonely

Describe Where You Currently Live:: In Ya Phone

If you Could Go Anywhere, Where Would You Go:: Love Safari

Your Favorite Form Of Transportation:: Paper Planes Freestyle

Your Best Friend Is:: You Girl

Your Favorite Color Is:: Ooo

What's The Weather Like:: Make it Rain

Favorite Time Of The Day:: Day and Night

If Your Life Was A TV Show, What Would It Be Called:: In The Middle

What Is Life To You:: The Stupid Things

Your Relationships:: My Love

Your Fear:: Infedelity

What Is The Best Advice You Have To Give:: You Already Know

If You Could Change Your Name, You Would Change It To:: Famous

Thought For The Day:: If It Was Yesterday

How I Would Like To Die:: On Top

My Soul's Present Condition:: Crazy

And I tagggg....
Trey Songz..lmao.
Naw seriously..Dormtainment..??

Before The Storm..

Before the storm,
Everything seems calm.
The trees don't budge.
The clouds don't move.
And every little noise is non existent.


When that storm hits,
You get lightening.
You get rain.
You get thunder.
Items are ruined, plans are crushed.
Everything is postpone.

SORT OF LIKE LIFE.

It's been storming a lot here in North Carolina lately.
But today was different.
I finally got my lazy self up and look out the window.
And you know how the sky and stuff kind of looks orange-y or really pale??
Like, it feels like you looking through sun glasses but you really aren't.
Yeahh..today was like that.


And just by seeing this change in the sky,
I knew a storm was about to come.
Back to my life example,
In life, we can sometimes see thee "storm" coming.
A lot of people may not like when it rains or when it thunders but you just have to deal with it, ya know.
And in life, you may meet someone.
First couple of seeings and talkings are going on a maximum of great.
But then..
KA-BOOM.
Yall get in a argument and you just feel cruddy about it.

But just like plants need sunshine, they also need rain in order to grow.


What I'm saying is.
Nobody likes to argue, just like not everybody likes the rain.
But we need it.
We need arguments, we need rain.
Having a little argument here and there helps us find out about our real love ones then we could ever have.
You see how they handle tricky situations.
You see what they really have to say.
They teach you a thing or two about yourself.
I once read somewhere that Britain's longest married couple of 81 years say that their secret is a little argument every day.

Don't run away from an argument.
Embrace it.
Learn and Love.

Peace out, Chickie-Dees.

My Life According To: Donell Jones

I just came on to Blogger and saw some updates from
Two L's And I'm Gone
and
No Luxury For Dreaming
And their new blogs had sort of the same title, so I was thinking they had jocked each other and didn't even know..haha..
But naw..they were just doing a
TAG.
A what??
A TAG.
Ohh okay.
And it seems fun.
I didn't get tagged personally..but hell, they said anybody could do this and I am an anybody.

So here we go!!

Instructions: Using only song titles from ONE ARTIST OR BAND, answer these questions. Pass it on to 12 people and include me. You can't use the artist or band I used. Do not repeat a song title. Re post as "My Life According to (ARTIST OR BAND NAME)"


Yall know how much I love Donell Jones and how we are going to get married one day..act like ya know.
So this post HAD to be about him.
Hmm Hmm Hmm.

Pick Your Artist:: Donell Jones.

Are You A Male Or Female:: [[Haha. Tell me why I was about to put female.]] Special Girl

Describe Yourself:: Natural Thang

How Do You Feel:: It's Alright

Describe Where You Currently Live:: Where I Wanna Be

If you Could Go Anywhere, Where Would You Go:: Azzville

Your Favorite Form Of Transportation:: My Heart

Your Best Friend Is:: Have You Seen Her

Your Favorite Color Is:: This Luv

What's The Weather Like:: Still

Favorite Time Of The Day:: Spend The Night

If Your Life Was A TV Show, What Would It Be Called:: All About You

What Is Life To You:: It's So Hard

Your Relationships:: Lust Or Love

Your Fear:: Players In The Hood

What Is The Best Advice You Have To Give:: Better Start Talking

If You Could Change Your Name, You Would Change It To:: Ooh Na Na

Thought For The Day:: Life Goes On

How I Would Like To Die:: Freakin' You

My Soul's Present Condition:: Yearnin'

That went good, Si No??
And I'm taggingggggggg..

BUTTA!!

Flowers+Ruffles+Buttons=Lucky..??

Have you ever seen shows and stuff where the episode revolves around a lucky shirt??
Or just an item that
APPEARS
lucky or whatever??
Yeahh okay..
Enough bout them.
We're talking about me right now.

I officially have myself a lucky shirt.


This shirt.
This shirt right here, Cuh.
My mama had found this shirt at some GoodWill place in Charlotte.
She had first bought it for my Sister but she didn't want it..
But I did cause I thought it would be a cute work shirt for me.
So the first time I wore it to work it was just crazy.
I go to Food Lion and the little bagger girl said she liked my shirt.
Then walking out of Walgreens, this homeless man is like,
"Hmm hmm hmmm. You are just soo beautiful.."

Then I wore the shirt again today and even more good luck happens!
I got assigned a lot to do at work today..which is good cause I usually just
sit at the desk and play Solitaire.
My sister bought me two shirts from Old Navy.
And this cute sexy fine sweet dude that work at this Tanning Salon place talked to
my Moms today and he was like,
"Soo, you're Alex's mom right??"
One, he knows my name.
Two, he's taking a notice.
Three, all happened while I was wearing thee lucky shirt.

BOO-YAH.

Freak, Son.
I just love this shirt.

um...hello...lol.

a little disclaimer.
I'm watching Dr. Phil right now and it's about this family, the fifteen year old daughter is pregnant, the dad is a cheater, the twelve year old daughter is angry with her sister for getting pregnant, and the mama is playing the blame game...stupid.
eh.

and also..I just noticed that Alex changed her little post picture thingy..so imma change mines too...in due time.

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so you know how before I said that my phone upgrade was on the twenty-first and I wanted the LG Xenon, welp turns out my upgrade is on the twenty-sixth and I changed it to the LG Vu. I fricken love that phone!
I played with it at the AT&T store a little...it's small also.
woo.

um.
and you remember how I said that I was gonna get my hair cut in a style??
well I did..it's super short too.


when I first got my hair done I was pmsing like a mo-fo so I was shxtty about everything.
and I hated it..lol.
now I'm kinda use to it but I want my back to grow a little longer, it's the shortest..ugh.

the other day the rising juniors had to go up to the school to consult with the principle about our classes and he was disappointed in me about dropping Honors English III to CP English III.
I was thinking about going to Honors English IIII senior year...but I don't know...lol.

and I'm taking AP Environmental Science and I just found out we had a summer project..ha.
so he gave me the paper and one of the tasks was to plant some plants...help the environment in a sense.
so I decided to plant two bell peppers...red and green.

the taller one is the red one.

today I realized that maybe we were supposed to start from scratch..with seeds instead of plants...lmao.
but oh well..I started late!

urg.
my dad went like...completely haywire when he found out I had a boyfriend...lmao.
like every other day he texts me with the weird text messages about nothing.
it's getting annoying.
haha.

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Story Time!

the other day my mother's boyfriend went to fix my sister's transmission and when he was finished he called me and asked was I still dressed and I'm like yeah and he says 'good cause imma need you to drive your mom's car back home from your sister's house' and I'm like 'okay.'
mind you I only have my permit and when I drive I make a lot of simple mistakes..lmao.
but still I get my niece ready, put my flip-flops back on and I wait for him to call me back.

when he gets her we ride over to my sister's house which is a ways away from where I live and the furthest I've drove is to Alex's house or to Wal-Mart.
but yeah...we get there I climb over the seat, adjust the seat and tell my sister's boyfriend's daughter to buckle up.

I'm driving, Jakiya keeps looking in the back at Tyaza, Tyaza's too quiet...but I can't look back cause I might crash.
there is construction work and I'm kinda nervous so my feet are sweating and my flip-flop is kinda sliding off...haha.

eh.
I'm in the turning lane and the light turns yellow and I'm like 'should I turn, should I stop...ugh..IMMA JUST TURN!'
and my mama has a Blazer so it's kinda big.

but needless to say, I go us home perfectly safe AND I parked the car straight.
ah.
no mistakes either!
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another disclaimer.
just because a person gets pregnant as a teenager, or gets a girl pregnant as a teenager DOESN'T mean their life is ruined...maybe it'll get a little harder but their life isn't ruined.
Dr. Phil just said the pregnant girl ran her life into ruins for getting pregnant at fourteen, fifteen.
stupid bxtch.

July 23, 2009
some updates.

Beach Pictures [[only night ones]]

I do believe I promised you guys beach pictures on one of the other blogs I wrote.
I don't have any from the day time because those are all on my mom's camera and I aint feel like asking her for her camera...so I guess we gotta just settle..lol.
and also...they are gonna be semi-outta order...but I'm sure you guys will understand it.

ha. FYI: I was in the background..lol

'...let me take a picture of you walking'

hehe....I'm a G.

the sand castles someone made.

'Kaley...go smash the castle...GO SMASH IT!'

I uh...really had to pee.

the sand took the picture...AH!

it say's 'BUTTA' ...I wrote it with my foot.

it says '& Bae'

'Hey, take a picture of me walking into the water.'

it's for the site.

my niece doesn't like Kaley :|

ha...look at their faces..lmao.

I was yelling at her.

'aye...take a picture of my walking'

urg...hell if I knew.

lmao...her fisherman hat and monokini.

umm...yeah buddy.

uh...I don't even know who I was texting...

Gucci Gucci Goo.

Soooo.
Apparently.
According to my daily readings on Media Take Out..
Gucci Man failed a drug test for his probation and the judge issued a warrant for his arrest.
**side eye**
But also on MTO,
THIS
is what I see.

White Girls.
White Girls!!
WHITE GIRLSS!!!
C'mon now.
Really??
Gucci Man??
This fella??
SMH.
Don't get me wrong..
I like his music.
Even though I don't know
SHXT
he is saying..
But i like thee beat and it sounds good in the ride..=)
But personally, would this white girl eff Gucci Man??

HELL TO THEE MOTHER LOVIN' NAW.

Or maybe when I turn 21 and I have two bottles of Nuvo in my system..then holla at me..

But yeah..the video up above..i feel like it gives Caucasians like muah a bad name..
But it was funny though..haha..i have to say.
Ahhh..
Dumb people on the internet..
What Could Be Better??

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SOME THROW AWAYSS.

Ooh Child, Whatchu Know About This?!

Said Grandma.

Well, whatchu know about a new perm,
a new shade of lip stick,
and a girdle?!
Obviously you don't know
NOTHING
about those because you still look a hot mess.

Said I.

**big stretch..gets crusties out of eyes..**

Hmmm..dxmn.
What is is up, Blogger World??
It seems like I have been sleep on yall for the past couple of days.
It's like, I haven't got on the computer that much at all this week and last week.
I would blame it on the alcohol..or even the boogie..
But blame it on my TV, Bed, and Cell Phone.
Them mo-fo's have got me under they spell!!
but more about that later..

**Wendy Williams Voice**
How You Doin'??

Anyways..back to this post at hand.
At my place of employment, one of thee ladies I work with listens to this station that
plays the 80's, 90's and today.
So that's what I'm hearing Monday through Friday from 10 AM to 2 PM.
But as i was listening, guess who came on the radio..

Macy Gray.

Yeahhhhh..how many of yall remember her???

I don't know about you or you over there in the corner reading from your friend computer,
But Macy Gray use to BUMP back then.



I remember seeing this video being played on the TV's at Target when I was younger.
I wanna say I had her album too..or my sister had it and I listened to it.

Haha..i don't know man.
This song now really listening to it now that I'm older, I'm smiling..
It's like, I don't know.
It's like I understand what this song means..it's a cute little sweet love song.
Back then when I was friggin eight year olds, I only liked her for her voice cause she sounded
like a really really old and played out Alvin and The Chipmunks..
And yeah, Macy Gray use to get tossed under the bus for like what she wore,
how she sounded, her videos, but her words are soo reall..

**sigh**

"I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not here"

=)

&& I ask myself why.

so I'm laying in bed watching TV waiting on my boyfriend to text me back.
I'm watching In Plain Sight to be exact.

in this episode the daddy was helping a mob person or whatever and his wife got killed.
yaddy yaddy ya.
but like..the dad and his daughter were put into witness protection or whatever and he was doing a lot of stuff to keep her happy.
even when she got with the man who killed his wife's son he still let it slide to keep her happy.

and I'm crying like a little baby because I'm a punk and it kinda gets me thinking.
why isn't my dad like that?

I have to call him and call him and call him just to ask for a simple gift...I get ignored by him constantly.
maybe it's cause I live all the way in North Carolina and he lives in California...but I'm still his daughter...his ONLY daughter might I add...and I'm ALWAYS a phone call a way.

I try and I try to just say eff it and pretend like I don't care that he doesn't care about me but at the end of the day he's still my dad and I sometimes go outta my way to try and get his attention.

and I sometimes wish that he was just a little bit like all the dads they show on TV...I wish that he went out of his way to make me happy, that he went out of his way to call me even on his busiest days.

and then I wonder why I still care...he's let me down so many times and I still care...he didn't call me on my birthday...he didn't send me a birthday gift...he yelled at me on the day I was leaving California last summer, AND I STILL CARE.

but why??

I know he's my dad, but he treats me like any other girl on the streets, so why can't he be any other man on the streets to me.

ugh.

July 12, 2009
...but why daddy??

"It Is Three O'Clock In The Morning..

..Where have you been?!?"
"Uhhh..out..??"

This Saturday..
July 11th.
Was officially my rebel day.
It should be like, on the calender and people take they days off from work on this day.

Here's How It All Went Down.

Me and Kaley first go to Food Lion to get some stuff for my moms.
Then to the post office so she could get a stamp.
=|
Then we go out to eat at this place called Uncle Bucks which is,
might I add,
Dee-Lish.
So it's going on eight o'clock..
[[And I'm not supposed to be out driving with my license after nine..]]
But we decide to go riding around anywayss.
So we drive by McDonalds and there's a bus,
and boys in balla shorts and woman beaters.
*blank stare*
I mean, there was like, a
TRACK TEAM
full of dudes in that McDonalds parking lot.
So I'm actually like driving around trying to see all these boyss.
Then I say to Kaley..
"Umm..you want some ice cream from McDonalds??"
Haha..to kinda have an excuse to actually go in there ya know.
We go in there and we see this boy that goes to our school.
Blayne Johnson.
BOOOOOO!!!!
YOU SUCK!!
Ha, just kidding.
Things have changed sooo much nowadays.
I couldn't even eat my ice cream cone in front of Kaley without being considered
"gay" or "homo"
We also saw this other girl that went to our Middle School at McDonalds.
Oh, but we didn't even like, get to see the boys because they didn't come into McDonalds.

Then we go to the movies so Kaley can go see her boyyyyy fwienddddd.
But before that, we went to Food Lion so we could get some gums cause we just knew our breath was probably on a maximum of
STANK.
And while pulling up the grocery store, I see a boy pushing this girl in a grocery cart..
????
But come to find out, it's these two girls from our school.
Mary and Samantha.
And some other boy that goes to our school but we don't his name.
And like, me and Kaley thought we were lame and had nothing to do on a Saturday Night,
But they were actually just sitting and being pushed in the grocery carts for the night.
And while at the movies, we saw even more people!
I saw a group of three girls that I'm Myspace friends with.
Lol..lameee.
Then we saw this dude named Lamarcus that kind of went to our school, but like
one week he was like, gone..??
Then like, people just sorta forgot about him, ya know.
Funny thing was, was that me and Kaley was talking about Blayne and Lamarcus while we was eating and we just saw them tonight.
We also saw this boy named Witt who went to our Middle School.

Next, we have nothing to do but we want something TO do.
And Kaley had got this boy number that was working at McDonalds.
And he was going to a party in Kannapolis with his sister.
Didn't know where it was at and didn't know if it cost anything.
If we knew all that, we was gone go to Kannapolis and party it thee hell up.
But that was a no-go.
So we driving around trying to find something to do.
It's now like, almost eleven o'clock.
So Kaley knows this dude named
Da-Marcus
and we ask him if he would like to chill with us ladies tonight.
He says yess..alright!!
So now, Kaley tells her fam that she is spending the night at Precious'.
They believed her.
I go to my house, tell my mama I'm spending the night at Precious'.
She doesn't really believe me. She thinks I'm lying.
But she lets me go anyway.
Woo.
Then Da-Marcus tells us how to get to where he is at and this dude got me driving through an effin' scene from a scary movie.
I'm already traveling through a bad part of Spencer..the dreaded East Spencer.
Now Spencer alone is okay..
But once you add that EAST to that Spencer..
You in a whole different realm, my friend.
Then I had to go down this longggg road that had noooo street lights.
Creepy.
And they like in the middle of the country, in some woods or some ish.
They even had this frog that croaked buzzing noises..i don't know..it was weird.
So we standing outside, in the cut, just chillin' and asking
This or That
questions to each other.
And ladies, this Da-Marcus got a face like Trey Songz..
GET THE EFF OUT OF HERE.
Yeah it may have been dark but when you put that cell phone light up against his facee..
I was thinking dude was about to sing
"Sex For Your Stereo"
right then and there, you feel me??

Anyways, it is now going on 2 something.
We say our good bye's and so forth.
And me and Kaley decide to go to Wal-Mart.
People,
IT IS 2:09 IN THE MORNING..SOME NOBODIES ARE STILL AT WAL-MART.
Besides me and Kaley..ha..no ma'am.
I'm walking in there being like..
"People are buying groceries at 2:09 in the morning..
People are actually buying clothes at 2:10 in the morning..
People are in line at 2:10 in the morning..
People are awake at Wal-Mart at 2:10 in the morning.."
We're just walking around, looking at stuff until I just stop at the magazine rack and
look at all these Michael Jackson magazine special things.
But there was this one dude cleaning the floors with the machine thing.
And Kaley said he was kinda staring hard.
And you know, it's real late so I thought that i would make his day..morning..night..??
He walks by with his cleaning device and I'm like..
"Hey!...How you doing??"
And he says..
"Good."
Awwwww!!!
=)
Then, still at Wal-Mart, we turn the corner and we see these two guys that one of them was this girl I'm acquainted with boyfriend..or ex..not really sure and then his friend.
He looked familiar but I didn't know him.
But they was deff some bangerss.
So we finally leave Wal-Mart and decide to go home.
Kaley said she was going to go to her house and tell her family that her and Presh got into it and she wanted to go home so I took her home.
My excuse for when I got home was that Kaley started her period and her cramps were really really bad and she
wanted to go home so I took her home.

Now I'm at home, told my moms, everything is all well and good but tomorrow will really tell.
And also if she one day reads this blog post..and like knows thee whole truth..
I wonder what will happen.
But still, I'm home safe and I didn't bring back a bum or a STD so I should get a pass, right??

Eh..and that was my Saturday Night.

WAZZUP!!

My most favorite character from a TV Sitcom that I have ever seen in all my life
Is this guy.


Reginald Ballard.
Or also known as

Bruh Man.

Yeahhhh!
Yall know what i'm talking about now!!
"I'm Bruh Man..
[[Holds Up Four Fingers]]
..From The Fifth Flo'.."
Ugh, still don't know??
Okay how about this..
"Nothin..
[[Pause]]
..Just Chillin.."
Wait, wait.
Yall will know after this one!
"Yeah. I had a dream one time.
I was climbin' this fire escape,
and I couldn't make it to the top.
So I climbed through the window of this fly ass crib!.
With a big see-thru 'fridgerater.
It was full of sammiches!
But... , but... I couldn't open the door Martin!
So I just stood there and cried man.
Oh yeah! Bruh Man cried."

It's just something about Bruh Man.
The reason he is just soo funny is that on the show Martin,
You never knew when he was gone show up.
Like, he was just there!
To this day, I still say the word
"sandwhiches"
as
"sammiches"
All because of Bruh Man.
Haha..that's how big of an impact he has really made on my life.

Here are some "LMAO" clips featuring Bruh Man.



Wait, hold up hold up hold up!!
I got side tracked and since that one video got alll the Bruh Man clips mostly,
I just had to show some clips from other parts of Martin.




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Cole - Tommy, you dated a white girl in college!
Tommy - Oh, no, she wasn't white. She was French.