I'm not so perfect.

I'm not perfect...no one is in my opinion.
But one of my BIGGEST pet peevs is when someone points out my imperfections or something soo obvious.

Example!

I have a big forehead..yes I know this people.
I've been living for 16 years, 1 month, 2 weeks, and 6 days..I know that my forehead is big so there is no need for you to say 'with your big as* forehead.'
and plus...that kinda Elementary and Middle School don't you think??
I'm a tenth grader now and people are still trynna play me about my forehead and it mainly be the people who have even worse character traits than me! And it's childish that people have to pick on me, or other people for that matter to try to get the upper hand. I think my big forehead actually accents my face..my head because if it was smaller I'd prolly look weird..in my opinion.

I talk slow...everyone whose heard me talk knows I talk so..and I do too.
If I'm saying something someone is quick to say 'dang you talk slow' or 'I knew it was Precious because of her slow talking'
wtf...I aint saying nothing about you talking fast.
If my slow dialect really offends you THAT bad cover your ears when I'm talking...zone me out...hell just deal with it.

I'm super ditzy..yeah I'll admit it.
I have more than my enough blonde moments.
I say the first thing that comes to my mind sometimes and most of the time it's something off the wall.
I ask question about stuff some people may get..but I need a better understanding on things.
My subject is math...it deals with numbers so I don't have to do a literary analysis on it or try to understand when supply is greater than demand.
but I'm smart..I'm ditzy but I'm smart which is why I have higher than a 4.0 [[yes I am bragging!..lol]]
therefor when I ask a question to get a better understanding on something DON'T call me dumb and shake your head; wonder how I'm making better grades than you but I'm so dumb.
ugh. and then what really gets to me is when I'm asking a question in class or trying to explain something someone will mumble 'ugh you so stupid' or something of that nature but my explanation is correct or my question is the answer you were looking for.
:|

blah..that whole point of this blog was to let you guys know that I know I aint perfect..I have a big forehead...I talk super slow...I have my ditzy moments...but that doesn't mean you have to down me about it.
eh.

My niece; she's one; her name is Tyaza; she sucks her thumb; she loves me; I love her

May 8, 2009
'Is "Chicken of the Sea" chicken..or fish??'

I Hope He Robs The Cradles...

What do you get when you start with an athelete's body.
Plus all the fine eyes and lips and...
"accessories"
if you will.
Then sprinkle a little bit of
STEEZE
up on it.
Also add some vocals and some tats..
And
REMOVE
the braidss..
What do you get??

TREY MUHFXCKIN SONGZ!!


**passes out of computer chair**

AHH!!

I just love me some Trey Songz.
I once had a dream where I had a job at the mall and I had to clean one of the Men Bathroom Stalls.
And then in walks out of the stalls, Trey Songz.
And we're all like, talking or whatever.
Real chill scene, ya know.
And Trey was like, flirting with me and what not.
**School Girl Giggles**
Then!!
Out of another stall, out walks
DRAKEEE!!
And then I'm talking to him..we all talking.
Then in the dream, Drake catches feelings for me and him and Trey are talking bout me.
I get pictures with them, and in two of the pictures, they each give me a kiss on the cheek.
Then their security guard says they have to go and then they walk out.
....
But then they come back..
And they offer me three concert tickets and back stage passes.
And you know..that was just a dream I had when I was busy sleeping.
So..it gotta mean something right??

But okay, maybe it wasn't like a REAL dream cause I dreamt all that up.
Like, it just didn't come up in my mind..i planned it all out to happen.
Haha.

But anyways..
I love this guy, mannn.
He's like..perfect..to me.
For Me.
I need him..
And.
He needs a girl.

BAM!!
Video right here.

[[Nice Segway huh??]]



YUPPP!!!

“You Have Reached The Sprint SMS Voice Mail Box Of…”

Haha..
probably almost every one that calls my cell phone hears that atleast once..maybe even twice.

I don’t know what it is.
I just DON’T answer cell phone calls like that.
Like, I hardly use my cell phone to actually converse with people, that I have only used 16 anytime minutes out of the 700 me, my moms, and my sister share.
Smh.

There may be some days when I will answer my cell phone for any number that pops up..but like I said, that’s hardly ever.

But like, I have this weird thing about phone calls and answering machines.
When people I don’t talk to call my cell phone or a number I don’t know calls me, I get scared when I see that they have left a message.
For real!
I get scared because I automatically think that I’m either going to hear moans,
someone screaming like they’re being killed,
or like, someone speaking in a scary voice just for the fun of it.
I don’t expect to hear the usual,
“Oh heyyyyy. This is so and so. Let me know if you can chill tonight mkay??
Byee!!!!”

Haha..it’s always the opposite.
I’m always thinking in the appositive.


But yeah, maybe I should like, just change my answering machine to something like this::

“Hi, I’m probably home. I’m avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.”
[[That’s one reason I don’t answer..is because if it’s someone I don’t like..]]

“Hi, I’m at home right now. I’m just screening my calls. So start talking and if you’re someone I want to speak with I’ll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well what can I say??”
[[Yeahh..if it’s someone I can really have a conversation with, I’ll answer..]]

“We’re sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again..”
[[You would think that I actually didn’t have a phone from all the times I don’t answer it..]]

Btw..
Welcome New Followers//Readers!

Whose My Little Scotty Poo??

..As Precious would say.
But who is Scotty Poo??
He's my FAVORITE Uncle.
[[I do have another uncle..but he's like..somewhere in Australia dealing with Koala Bears and being on those ads that are on park benches or something..hmph..]]
So yeah..since I hardly talk or see Australia Uncle..he can't be my favorite.
So Scott will do just fine.

I love my uncle Scott for a bunch of reasons..but thee major reason why is because..
He's soo friggin' funny.
That it's not..even..funny...??

So here are some quotes//stories from my Uncle.
Enjoy.
_____________________________________________________________


One day, my Uncle had asked me if I liked Facebook or Myspace better.
My sister likes Facebook..I like Myspace.
And then my mama asks him if he even has a Myspace and he's like,
"Yess..I do. I have Albina from Russia.
Tom, you know Tom.
Kerico.
Christine.
And some girl that goes by the name 'Muffin'."

Then another time, I think we were talking bout like..having children or something.
Something like that.
And I guess my family had said some baby we knew was soo cute.
And my uncle was like,
"I have a child. I think I have the cutest child.
The mother won't let me see the baby though."
Then my sister had asked him where the mother is and he's like,
"She worked at a bar in Missouri."
And we were all like..when did you ever go to Missouri
And he's like,
"I met her in my travels.."

Haha..I don't know man.
Imma have to like, record him talking one day and put it up here.

And oh!!
Almost forgot.
My birthday was today!!
Me and the crew have like mass pictures and videos that we took over this weekend
But there just wasn't like time to design it all and make it look nice for the BlogSpot to be able to put it up on the actual day of my creation.
But stay tuned for it coming up this week.

Ahh..my first blog as a sixteen year old.
Can you digg it??

Featured Friend::Mary

You may not know Mary but WEE do.
Precious had her in Spanish Uno.
Alex had her in Spanish Dos.
And Kaley had her in Chorus 2.
[[????]]
She wanted to be interviewed just because she shouted us out in a bulletin on Myspace.
So here we are..here it is.


Hello Mary.

What is your name?
My name is Mary Alexandra Ducksworth.
Ms. Mary if ya nasty.

Where were you born?
I was born in Turkey.

Was it fun being born in Turkey?
WAIT A MINUTE!! If you wonder where I was born...how did you know I was born in TURKEY!!
PRECIOUS MANN!!
I knew you kept a personal file on me!!
[[there was an arrow pointing to the previous question]]

Do you check our BlogSpot daily?
Uh...no. I just found out about it last week!! But maybe eventually I will. Ya never know.

Why do you wanna be featured on our BlogSpot?
Because!! I need to be featured in everything Precious does. And besides, this is interesting & well done and I thought it would be fun.

Do you have any siblings?
Yes. I have three brothers & one sister.

Are you mixed?
LOL. What? Why we gotta bring color into this? But no I'm not mixed. My mother is though.

When you get your license, will you drive Precious around...for the fun of it?
Sure will, Alex too!!
If you got some GAS MONEY.

What's your favorite candy?
Kit-Kats, Twix, and Sour Patch.

If you were trapped on a desert island, what 3 things would you bring and why?
1) Pharrell...cuz that's my honeydip.
2) Lifetime supply of Oreos...cuz I'll get hungry.
3) A CELLPHONE...cuz i gotta talk.

I hear you write poetry. Write one.
Do I like to write? Yes.
Will I write a poem? No...but I'll rap!!
"Butta & Bae
If you don't know 'em ya gay
Now all the bxtches in the house
say...hey!!"
(You likey)

If you were a tree, what would you be?
Who the fxck knows the names of trees, let alone which one they want to be.
I'm redoing this question: If you were a type of ice cream what would you be? -I'd be cookies and cream.

Do you like Rocsi on 106 & park? Because we HATE her.
She's cool. Sometimes I wonder how those teeth got in her mouth.

Aeropostale, Hollister, or Abercrombie?
Man....Non!!
H&M & Forever 21 thank you have a nice day.

"What would you do....IF YOUR SON WAS AT HOME. CRYING ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR CAUSE HE'S HUNGRY..." -City High.
"And the only way to feed em is to sleep wit a man for a lil bit of money."
Nah I'd jus get my ghat and pop a few nxggas and rob a bank!! =)

Thanks for the interview. Next I want a Vlog!!