I Don't Like It Unless It's Brand New.

**robotic voice**
Birthday Countdown Starts In
3..2..1
Yess everybody.
I will be sixteen years of age in exactly four dayss.
Can you believe it?!

I already got a birthday present from Thee Momss.
She got me the thing that I have been wanting sooo bad since 2008.

Now open up the box....

YESSSS!!!
Official Ferris Bueller Nike SB's!
These are my babies.
And my first ever SB's as well.
Gawd, can't you just SMELL the new shoe leather smell on these puppies?!

I try them on...

You know i had to switch out those white laces and put in them cheetahs...or leopards..whatever.

I wore them to school today..
[[Wednesday]]
And here are those pictures::

And I just liked this one.

=)

And to answer everybody that asked me 21 questions about me and these shoes today::

Rico, you BETTER not get these shoes for yourself..or i will kill you like i said i would.
No Blayne, I am not rich.
Ayanna and Ashia, I personally like the cheetah print laces better than the white ones.
Tierra and Paris, don't ever touch my shoes again while on the bus.
And for everybody who asked me where i got them at...
THEE INTERNET!
=P

Precious' Advice Column.

Boys..boys boys boys...ha.
you can't live with them and you can't live without them. :|

In my sixteen years of living I've had my share of boy problems; from the little puppy love with my first boyfriend Kiethy [[yes..I still remember him]] and me having to move to having a crush on a dude that just leads me on..ugh.



So my advice to you boy liking mo-fos is this:

If you have a boyfriend and one of you just happens to have to move..let it go..especially if you're young or whatever..you'll find someone new and long distance relationships DO NOT work at all..there is like a 10 percent chance that the relationship will work successfully.

When I was going to Wildflower Elementary I was with this Hawaiian dude..I forget his name..and I had this friend that like...got with him behind my back. lmao..we're like little seven and eight year olds committing adultery.
But yeah anyways the advice to this is if your friend is that grimey to go behind your back and get with your man then drop that ho, you don't need her! And if the dude is that stupid to get with your friend cut his balls off........................................naw but for real..haha..forget about him obviously he aint want you that bad if he get with your trick of a friend.
And even if it's not a friend that he gets with or starts talking to..you still don't need him. Find someone better.

If a dude is not claiming you..cut all ties with him because he doesn't want you or is ashamed of you or something if he isn't claiming you.
I've kinda sorta experienced that also...ha.

and the big BIG problem..getting led on.
for me it's big.
if a dude is leading you on either leave his tail alone or lead him on also.
ha.
like I mentioned before..I had a crush on this boy and I really liked him or whatever but after a while I kinda figured out that like..it'll prolly never be..he was getting with this girl and that girl and I was just sitting here wishing. =/
so I kinda just put my crush aside..but then we started talking more and I was like 'if he can flirt with me..I can flirt with him just as hard!'; 'two can play this game..like the movie!'



haha..that was kinda on the negative side..so good advice is:
if you like someone go after them..don't just sit back and wait for them to persue you because it may never happen.
This is where I wish I could take my own advice.
=]]

but a little side note...like I told Alex, you don't need a boyfriend//girlfriend..Knowledge is power..lmao.
blah.

April 28, 2009
taking a shot on giving advice

"Tryna Fight The Dog..I Bite.."

Thee one absolute thing I hate about being a female isss
Cramps.
Ugh!!

Cramps can make you miss out on little petty ishh.
Going out, parties and school..etc.
So this morning, it already starts off bad because i woke up late.
Then i make it to school for first period which is Art.
And already, I don't like that class because of three ignorant jerk-faces that just..
know how to friggin' mess up my day.
And my classes are an hour and a half long.
AND!!
I have to sit in between two of the jerk-faces.
>:/
And you know what, haha..let me take a break for a minute to some vent-tation.
Now Readers, if you talking to somebody right, and they not answering back..
Wouldn't you like, stop talking to them??
Right.
These fools just don't get it.

Back to today.
First period is over and i go to second which is Biology.
I have three more jerk-faces i have to deal with in that class.
And they also sit right near me.
But i just like, put my head down and dozed off a little bit here and there.
Luckily i didn't get drawn on because i heard that the Teacher does that to kids who sleep in his class.
Then finally, i get checked out by my sister and her boyfriend.
And i'm like,

HA!!
DUECES TO THIS EFFIN' STUPID SCHOOL!!
I'M GONE, HO!!

Anyways, we all go to my sister's car and she lets me drive that bad boy.
And i'm getting complimented by her and her boyfriend on how well i'm doing..
[[STICK SHIFT DRIVER]]
The whole way to Gamestop.

Once we get there, we were looking for some Wii Games.
We spent about thirty minutes tryna figure out what games they we're going to get.
Then they both had some money left over or whatever..and i see what i believe will be the greatest game alive!
Rock'N'Rolla Adventures.
[[For only 9.99]]
And your character in the game is Elvis.
DOPE!!
And i told my sister [[Loryn]] and her boyfriend
that i have ten dollars at home so they let me buy it now.

Then we get to the front desk to
"Just see how much all this is now.."
And it's like..eighty something dollars.
And Loryn is like,
"Well you have ten dollars at home so you can pay us back.."
and i was like,
"Yeahh well see. I actually broke that ten a couple of days ago so all i really have is four dollars left.."
Haha.
Total butt-hole move.
But all is good and good..=)

We arrive at the Casa and I just sit and eat and watch them play the Wii for like an hour.
YAWN.
Then i got uncomfortable because they would like..kiss and stuff and call each other
"Babe"
But all doing this while i'm like an inch point 2 away from them on the bed.
Yall know what i mean!
Lol..don't act like i'm this prude or whatever.

But yupp.
I kind of like this boyfriend of my sister's.
Aside from the past three that she has introduced me to,
I like this one the best.
Like, he acts sort of like the brother i've never had.
If dude is lucky enough, he get's invited to my birthday dinner coming up in..
FIVE DAYSS!!
Haha..straight up.
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**Check out and read past blogs of Butta and Bae down beloww.**

Where Are They Now??

Did you notice thee new layout??
Courtesy of MEE!!
Also what's different is we added a blog list of other blogs that we follow and that you should check out as well.
We also switched from whack Imeem Playerss to My Flash Fetish Playerss.
And me and Precious both noticed how a lot of the blogs that have like..100 something followers and junk..all had
dark colored backgrounds.
Serious.
So we hope with the color change, we get some new readers.

But anywho.


I'm just curious like, have you ever listened to some old old OLD song and realize like,
Where is this rapper now??
Or
Where is this singer??

So here is a list of some artists that I've kind of been worrying about.


They both did "Sunshine" together.

This group did "Single For The Rest Of My Life"
They were kind of fly, I liked them.

50 just demolished his career.

She did "One Thing"

She was first in the group Dame4.
Then she went solo.
Did a song called "Complete"
And some other whack ishh.
And she is still or was with Mar-CUS Houston.

They did "Lost In Love"

Haha..like seriously.
Where is this dude??

This group did "Love Song"
And they were also on some Lil Fizz track.

She did "Getting' Some Head.."
GET GET GETTIN' SOME!!

Aw, thee lovely Tamia.
She had numeroso songss.

"Bet she can't wiggle like that with a dxck in ha.."

Ahh..good times.
I had more that i thought of a while back but i guess they REALLY didn't make that big of an impact in music for
me to remember them.
:O

Why You Jerks Jerkin' Now?!?!

For those who don't know..but a lot of yall probably do.
There's this dance called
"Jerkin"

Ugh..let me just tell you my experience with this dance.

It was sometime in late January..early February.
I go to this one guy's Myspace page and he has a video of him Jerkin'.
So i YouTube it.
I find more videos..a whole bunch from this one user.

They dancing pretty cool right??

So i'm just watching these videos in awe like..let me watch some more and find a tutorial or something and imma get my butt up and do this friggin' dance!!

And i got it down pat in like..five-ten minutes.
[[The one i first learned was the one with the legs..where you jumping back..kind of like a backwards running man..??]]
So then, i show the videos to Precious and later on i showed Kaley them.

Then on February 22nd, i UNLEASH!!
My Jerkin'-ness to Kaley and Precious.
[[Please note: It was only the backwards running man dance move..]]

Ugh..then like, sometime in March. I hear these two other girls on the bus talking bout Jerkin'.
And i flip!
Haha..not really but like..yall know how you feel when you feel like you the only one who knows about something new and then when you hear about someone else talking bout it or doing it..you get mad..lol..you just do.

But what's different about muah, is that.
When something new comes out, i admit..
I am not thee type to jump all on its jock and ride the freak out of it..
[[No Sexual..??]]
Like, i feel as if like, i wanna learn as much as i can about something new before i try to be
"on it"
So it doesn't seem as if i don't know what i'm talking about and i can get called out on it.
But if i DO know a whole bunch about something, then iii can call someone out when they wrong.
=)

But what grinded my gears is that people at school were just talking bout it like
THEY
was the first ever to know about it.
Skeezas was talking bout the ish like
THEY
invented the junk.
Grrr.

Now it's April..and my Jerkin' skills have like..mastered.
I can like, go to the ground and come back up.
Get down on the floor and jerk.
Like, i can seriously do more than just hopping front and back with my legs.
If the time ever happens..and some official
JERKIN' Music
playing, i will get jiggy with it.
Lol..
[[But i know for like typing that, i just set myself up for an official jerk battle or whatever..]]

But okay, one thing that errks me again.
The people who be talking about it..gots it allll wrong!

Okay, JERKIN' is like..it's not the leg dance.
That is called
THE REJECT.

I THINK.
Jerkin' is like..the dance where you move your legs and put your hands in between them.
I know some of yall are like, wtf are you talking bout, Alex??
But if you watch the videos, you kind of get a sense and what part i'm talking bout.
But i guess like, this whole dance movement, you just settle it all up by calling it
JERKIN'.

And also, what yall call
"Thee Jerkin' Song"
That song is not the only song.
The song is called
"You're A Jerk" by the New Boyz.

There is soooo many friggin' Jerkin' songs out there.
YouTube it for songs also.

Just ugh.
What i'm trying to get at in this post isss..
That so many people, when they find something new, they are sooo fast skippity to be on it and try and spread the word.
To everybody and they mama.
I mean, Jerkin' was fun to me, ma dude.
Now??
If i hear another individual say some stuff about
Jerkin'
Yess..i roll my eyes and i "ugh" at it and get annoyed.
Lol..but i still love the dance.
I'll probably do it everytime i get excited.
I mean..shoot, the dance is fun!

But i just wish that people..especially at my school weren't so high and mighty about this whole Jerkin' Thing.
I mean, this has happened to the Rapper Drake.
[[I've been on him since "Replacement Girl" and people all of a sudden NOW just wanna start listening to him. And all i've heard them listen to is the So Far So Gone Mixtape..but he has like..two other ones before that that they probably dont know..but i'm not sure. they may surprise me.]]
This has happened with the word
"Swag"
Everybody is like..swag this swag that. Do i have swag?? I got swag for daysss.
I just say, bish i got steez. Hmph.
This has happened with Swagga Scarves. It's Spring now people. Put them away.
I mean, people who had reall "swag" didn't even wear those things.
Just. Stop.
I've seen this happen with Converse.
I had gotten my first pair in the 9th grade.
And i got clowned.
Now??
I'm in grade ten and EVERYONE has on some type of Converses it seems like.

I don't know. Correct me if i'm wrong, but it just seems like people aint original nowadays.
And no matter how hard you try!!
At the end of the day, you sitting back in your Lay-Z-Boy eating a bag of Doritos thinking like..
What i'm doing..what i'm wearing..isn't anything new.
And then when you try like something different..for example.
Instead of wearing plaid..you decide to wear some like, old lookin' sweat shirts.
Not hoodies. Not jackets.
Straight Sweatshirts.
People wanna talk about it like that aint what you supposed to be wearing.
Like um, 'scuse me.
I got myself dressed this morning.
I bought these clothes with my money.
Imma wear whatever i wanna like.
I mean, are you wearing it right now??
(No)
So why you worrying about it??

Haha..how did i first start talking bout dancing and then ended with..sweatershirts??

But anywho, another edition of my many random rants.