"I Wanna Thank My Mama..."

I should be posting this tomorrow but I just couldn't wait so imma do it right now.
Tomorrow is my mama's birthday.
WADDUP MAMA!!
And like, for her past birthdays I probably just gave her a card..heck..my sister probably bought the card and I signed my name..smh..
But this year things have changed!
So i got this idea that I would actually make her something..
make her a paper flower bouquet..
She's all into that crafty stuff..back in the day she use to paint and make baby clothes and sell them and she would draw..all this artsty fartsy stuff..

Aint that ish cute?!
It was pretty easy too.
Like the big pink one that stands out right there..for those flowers you just trace your hand to make that..
And then the others are out of tissue paper..


I'll add more to this post tomorrow once she sees these..

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THROW AWAYSSSSS.


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"Dang Mama...you getting olllldddd asssss helllllll..." - Alex

Like To Hear A Story, Here It Go..

So my mama went to the beach this weekend..
And oooohhhh child when I tell you I got into some mischief while she was gone..lol..

Okay..so first day she was gone..it was normal.
Now, there was this fly right, that was just buggin me and just wanted to stay in my room..
I thought I killed it.
I go into my itty bitty bathroom, brushing my hair..and I see this fly and I'm ticked off cause i coulda
SWORN
i just killed this fly five minutes ago.
So only thing I'm thinking is..
"Fly is right there..brush is in my hand..BAM!!"
But along with that BAM came a CRASH and i busted my light fixture with my hair brush..
I even cut my toe from that glass stuff from the light..
And I still didn't even kill that fly..

Since my mama was away, she couldn't cook for me and there was nothing in the kitchen but some Ramen Noodles and I had already had that like, twice already and I was getting tired of it..
So I wanted to go out and get something to eat..
So me and Kaley went out to this mexican place in Concord calling On The Border..
Or is it OFF The Border??
I don't know..just know that food be off thee Cadena..
And it's just something bout mexican food that bring out a different side of me..
Like, minus the toots and poots, I just start acting reall loopy off of some mexican food..
So when me and Kaley leave the place and we walking back to the car, the restaurant is playing salsa music outside so i'm salsa-ing outside and junk..
Like, I probably two stepped for fifteen minutes or more and Kaley was getting aggravated..lol..
Then I get in the car and i'm tryna find my car key right to put in the ignition..
But I just don't see the car key anywhere on my key chain..
Kaley think I'm playing but I was sooo friggin' serious..
Haha..so i bomb rush back into the restaurant and look in the seat and it's not there..
But then the bus boy stops us and gives me my key..
Woo.
This gone sound super duper dumb but I kinda wished that I wouldn't have found the car key so I could have stayed there and had no way home and had a more interesting story..

And I just told my mama all of this once she got back from the beach..umm..she just
tsked
and that was it..lol..

CrazyCrazyCrazy.

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And I don't care what nobody say,
The Game is a good show..lol..
Tia or Tamera Mowery can 'sho act her tail off..

Somewhat My Cure...

OMFG.
I have never ever ever ever been sooooooo bored in my entire life.
It's a Friday night..
Got no job.
No gas.
No moneys.
I don't even got nobody to hang out with tonight...no one.
No one is hitting me up on Myspace..
My phone aint ringing..
NADA.
Like, I'm at the point where I'm texting people that I hate to text in the first place..
I just need to hear my phone ring back to back..like it's sooo dead right now..
So when times like these happen..I go to YouTube and try to find some good funny videos..
But that usually fails and I just go for music videos and sing a long with them..
I go for the videos that come with lyrics and it's kinda like Karaoke and I grab my remote control and sing into that ishh like crazyy...
But girllllll, when I tell you..some good ones popped up today..

THROW BACKS!!!


[[Who knew Avant danced??]]


[[I remember having this song on one of my mixed cds when I was like in the fifth grade and I would play this song day and night and walk around my room like I was performing..lol..]]











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I need to update the iPod QUICK.

I Like My Short Stubs, Okay?!

If you a female..this may go for some males too..
But we all have a nail story of our own..
and here is mine..

So like a couple of days ago, I went to go get my toe nails done..
But I don't have a certain place where I get my nails done at..
It's like I've been to every nail place where I live at..

But anyways..a couple of days ago I wanted to go get my toe nails done..
So I head over to this one place and I walk in and is like..
"How much is yalls pedicures??"
And he's like,
"Twenty-three"
I had only brought a twenty dollar bill so i'm like, fxck..
"Ohh okay. Well how much is it just to get them painted??"
He's like..
"Twenty-three"
WTF.
No sir..no sir..
How you gone charge twenty three for a pedicure and then twenty three to just have them bishes painted?!?
RIP TO THE MOTHER LUVIN' OFF.
So i'm like..
Pshh..kick rocks..

Then I go over to this other place that's like right beside the first one..haha..
And I've been there before but the lady doing my finger nails that time kinda creeped me out..
She just kept looking at me..and I would probably look at her once and then turn my head to look in a mirror or something..
And i get like clowned everytime I go to get my nails done cause I don't have long fingernails and my hands are small..i guess..
and all the time the ladies will come up to me being like..
"Ooohhh..yo nail so short..you don want 'cryclics?? No want 'crylics??"
Ugh..if I wanted them I would have asked for them..lol..
Anyways..back to my toes..
they say they do pedicures for twenty dollars..again i'm like, fxck..
Lol..cause I really didn't wanna have to spend all twenty bones on getting my toes done..
So I sit in the massaging chairs and I did not like this one..
This one was aggressive and rough as hell..
And the type of shirt I was wearing was like real low cut and the way my undershirt was added more oomph to my chest region..so basically my chee-chee's was literally
OUT THERE.
And from the movement of the massage chair..they kept moving and ishh..
WHILE THIS LADY HAS A STARING PROBLEM..
Haha..so i turn the massage chair off..
And then like, you know how in the part of the pedicure they start taking that brush to your foot??
Like, that ish feels soo good..but I don't wanna be tryna to laugh or something cause it tickles..
So my facial expressions when that happens is like me biting my lip and closing my eyes..lol..
Which I guess could come off pretty sexual..
And it's like she was scrubbing my feet longer than usual..smh..

Ahhh..it was just soo creepy..lol..

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"Oohh girl what you mixed with?? White and Whiter.." - Alex.

My Rules On Phoness..

Lately, the people that have my number and the way they act with it has been driving me insane!!
So here i have made up a list of certain rules that you should not do when using a phone..





1) Yeah I may have messed up and gave you my number instead of taking yours..
but when you text me and keep texting me and I don't ever reply back...
Please..give up!
That is not cute, Boo-Boo..

2) Remember back in the home phone using days where it was considered rude to call after like nine or ten o'clock??
Shoot, same goes for me and my cell phone..
Do not call me at a late time..and don't keep calling at a late time if i aint answer the first time..
Like last night..the dude from Rule Number One called me last night..
AT ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.
Haha..like dude.
Who do you think I am??
I'm a white sixteen year old girl..
I don't party hard and I don't stay out at late hours of the night..
AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!!
Why call me at one o'clock exactly??
SMH.

3) If you texting me, and say you wanna call me on the phone and talk to me..and I tell you that I don't wanna talk on the phone..
Don't keep trying to get me to talk to you on the phone..

4) Don't send me pictures of things that I really don't care about..
I don't care how big your wing wang is..
And I don't care about seeing your birdchest..
Lol..just don't send me them type of pictures..
[[If i'm not interested in you..if i am though..pshh..send them thangs quick..=)..]]

5) Ugh..this should have been number one but it's going here..
This gets on my nerves!!!
Grr..
You know when you be texting somebody when you tryna plan stuff out..like for things to do??
And the person will reply back with an
"okay"
and that's it??
Or like, you give them some details on something like..for example..
You planning on going to see a movie so you text whoever and is like..
"The movie times are 8:35 and 9:55.."
And they'll reply back with an
"okay"
Like..haha..nooooo don't do that..
Text me back with what time you wanna go to the movies..duhh..

There's probably more to this but I can't remember..
But watch something happens today or tomorrow that will tick me off..hmmm..