Friday, June 12, 2009

@#$#%@!#^&*





Now that school is out..
That can only mean one thingg..

Fxck teachers.
Fxck them lame gang banger as* boys. =/
Fxck them doo-doo mamas.
Fxck all the homework I ever got!
Fxck school police officers.
Fxck the receptionist in the Guidance Building.
Fxck the Time Out teacher.
Fxck the new wing part of the school.
Fxck the fourth floor.
Fxck the Bio Med Tech teacher!
Fxck classroom time in the library.
Fxck all the informational ish in homeroom.
Fxck the D I got one time in Biology.
Fxck homeroom period.
Fxck the girls who brought their babies//family members//ex convicts to school.
Fxck the school lunch...only sometimes though.
Fxck having one of the school parking spaces that was farr awayy from thee school.
Fxck Alex for choosing the parking space.
Fxck Precious because she never had to ride in the morning TO thee parking space.
Fxck the busted people period at our school.
Fxck the moody pregnant teachers.
Fxck the B's I got on my EOCs.
Fxck the bus driver who misses my bus stop every afternoon.
Fxck the people who broke the school dress code.
Fxck all the dumb tattoos that everybody got this school year.
Fxck everyone who got lip piercings around the time I got mine. :|
Fxck the speed bumps my bus had to go over every day.
Fxck all the slackers.
Fxck the lady in the SIMS office.
Fxck the Activ Board because nobody could play with it.
Fxck those long boring assemblies.
Fxck having to go up there to get my awards, on my bad day.
Fxck those nasty as* suckers they sold at school.
Fxck the lockers because nobody could fit in them.
Fxck the students who talked back to the teachers for stupid reasons.
Fxck the people who came to school stank.
Fxck the people who were still wearing track suits during hot weather.
Fxck the people who wore flip-flops in rain, sleet, AND snow.
Fxck the girls who wore basketball gear and sweats every day.
Fxck not having a school nurse.
Fxck the books I had to read in English II.
Fxck the whack little first-aid kits they had in the classrooms.

Fxck school period because it's the summer now..
BE-OTCH!!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

You remember when..??

The other day Alex was like 'Aye, y'all remember when you used to record the songs as your answering machine...and you HAD to get it exactly right' or something like that.
and I was like yeahhh...or I might have went all bonanza and down memory lane and junk..eh.


When I got my first phone..it was a Cricket..eh..and like my answering machine song thingy was Lovers && Friends by Usher ft. Lil' Jon..the explicit version..and It started at that
'I's been knowing you for a long time (shawty)
But fuck it never crossed my mind (shawty)

But tonight I seen something in you (shawty)

That made me wanna get with you (shawty)
You ain't been nothing but a friend to me (shawty)

And a nigga never ever dreamed it be (shawty)

Up in here kissing, hugging, screaming, touching (shawty)

Up in the bathtub rubber dubbin
g (shawty)
Are you sure you wanna go this route (shawty)

Let a nigga know before I pull it out (shawty)

I would never ever cross the line (shawty)

Shawty let me hit you tell me one more time
One more time'
ah..and I think I got the 'Tell me again (tell me again my baby)' part by Usher in there too..lol...then one day my dad had called me and he listened to my answering machine and got all butt hurt cause it had cursing in it..he told me to change it. Do you think I did?? HECK NO!

and then she asked if we remembered when you use to record those 'hello....yeah...what you doing..AHHH I GOT YOU! Leave a message' answering machines. Well I never recorded any of those but I did get tricked by quite a few!
We know these twins and Alex has their numbers and one of their answering machines is like 'Go Ayanna Go Ayanna Go Ayanna' in a sing song voice..lmao..funny.

Speaking of answering machines, I don't hav
e one. Every since I got my phone I haven't built up enough energy and courage to record an answering machine.
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Do you remember when you used to put a towel or a shirt on your head and pretend like it was your hair??
lmao.
well maybe if like..you had
a lot of hair you didn't. But I did it all thee time.
and I used to like..swing my "hair" around..haha..woo!

Remember when you were in such a rush to be older?
'I can't wait un
til I turn 16!'; 'When I turn 18 man..'
I remember that..now I'm kinda iffy about growing older..lol...older life is kinda hard!
before I spent all my time acting all grown and ish now I'm acting my age and I just keep getting older!
I gotta find a job..lmao..about to get my license next year..about to graduate High School in two years.
ah.


Bonus picture! Kinda cute...eh??


June 9, 2009
back in business! [[I think.]]

Monday, June 8, 2009

Take Me Higher Lord!!












Remember that post I did with the poem and having the Donell Jones phase??
If you don't, you can click...
Here
To view it..=)

But anyways.
Ever since t
hen I just can't be controlled.

I actually wrote Donell Jones a message on Myspace.
And he read it!
PROOF!
But his..ugh..didn't wanna reply back or nothing.
And I got heated.
I was thinking like,
Okay. This is an artist who hasn't been on the scene since like..2006 maybe.
Soo, you would think that if he even gets REAL fan mail, that he would take time out to reply back, right??
Like, dude.
What things could you
POSSIBLY
have to do now that you just left the music scene and became ghost??
And not to brag but my message to him was actually pretty good.
It wasn't stalkerish.
It was welcoming and attention grabby..
So grr..I just thought that today would be my lucky day and he would reply.
And I would be posting the message here instead of just the symbol that he just read the message..

But eh.
He read it right.
So that gotta count for something, ya know??
Hmph.
Celebrities these dayss.
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"Ya'll nxggas bologna so I go ham!..
Naw you a bamma..get yo bamma a$$ over here then..
You said I'm boring?? Well you aint doing shxt..."
-Trey Songz
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Ugh..freak..I just had to do it.
This is the reason I fell in like with Donell Jones..

Or maybe it's just because I'm a sixteen year old with raging hormones..

-Ma!! I swear I wasn't looking at bigwinkies.com!!

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And Butta And Bae realllyyyyy
needs to get over this eleven follower hunch.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Random Thoughtss..












..in my got dxmn head..
There's a lot
so we should better get started..

I don't cuss.
I want to though because there will be those times where something is just more funnier with the cuss wordss.
But idk..i don't want to develop a major potty mouth.
I mean, I'll cuss in text or under my breath when I'm by myself I guess to just release some anger.
*s
hrugs shoulders*

Speaking of shrugging shoulders...when I read someone type that I automatically just shrug my shoulderss.
Like, Alwayss.

You would think that with Apple and iTunes and such being known for the way they look and their graphicss..
That the whole iTunes player would be a little bit more
"neat looking"

[[Yupp..my iTunes looks soo bad and sexy..LimeWire fxcks with it every Saturday Night..]]

And I'm sick and tired of my Fire Fox always crashing on me!!!
This is why me and the Moms is in the talks of her getting my computer and I'd get an iMac..

Yall know th
at Halle Berry song??
And have you seen the video??
That girl doesn't
even resemble Halle Berry a tall..
And personally, I don't think Halle Berry is even all that pretty anywayss..
**crickets**
Lol..I don't!!
That's like all these old crows who think Denzel Washington is sexyy..

Back
onto iTunes..
I really don't like the shuffle option.
I was just listening to Up And Down by Pretty Ricky..
And then th
ey go straight into Whoop Rico..
Haha..if that do
n't mess up an occasion..

Twitter is friggin' addic-tive!
I just got one like..two days ago..and i'm hooked..
And like my boy C.JERVIS said in one of his blogss..
that he just
hasn't had anything to blog about cause of Twitter is what he's been on..
That's Me Right There.
When you don't have nan to blog about..you make one of these Random Thoughts..=/
But a positive of Twitter though is that I found out that Bow Wow is going to be performing this Saturday in Raleigh..
Chris Brown and Omarion and some others were at this Pool Party..
Now I always know when Bow or Trey Songz goes live on uStream..
I found out that Finding Nemo came on last night..
And also the show Wipe Out was on as well..
Haha..it's sad..i know..but eh..

Does anybody besides me miss the old Soulja Boy??
You know what I'm talking bout.
Back on YouTube when it was just Soulja and Arab and they did just some funny a$$ videoss..
Like when they were at Wal-Mart or when Soulja Boy had that pimple..haha..
Hmm..guess he got the Big Head maybe..??

And have you seen that new Xbox thing with no controllers?!?!

UGH!!
Get Out Of Here!
It's sick right!?
Only downfall for me would be like..there would be no room at all for me to bust out a high kick
or jump over a virtual puddle without shaking the whole housee..

Also on Twitter..everybody that I was following..
[[Yupp..all 5 of yall..]]
Was talking about this track
Death Of Autotune
With Jay-Z
Eh..idk..Jay-Z is whack to me!!
What's the hype..like for real..
His like, presence is boring to me..
DURRRRR.
He's just boring..I need someone to grab my attention and keep that bishh..
Case Closed.

Have you ever listened to a song..but you could only listen to it while it was on the radio??
If you put it on your ipod or whatev..you like hardly listen to it or you just fast foward it..
But let that same song come on the radio..
You Blastin' It!
Wonder Why That Is.

And that's also like..some songs out there just need like the first verse and the chorus and it should be over..
For Example.
Biz Markie's "Just A Friend"
Let the beginning start and then the chorus..everybody knows it and it seems like everybody loves that song..
But that video came on Sucker Free Countdown today and I think Biz was like in the third verse..
And i was like..omfg..could you finish?!?!

I'm thinking about starting some type of regular feature on this Blog Spot.
I just thought of like..a weekly break down on every Sunday..
Or maybe just limit to it being a break down of the month for that month..
Like if you look in the Vibe Magaziness..
They have like funny break downs of things that have happend during the month//week..

My perfect life would be when I get older,
I just wanna fly everywhere.
And I picture me looking soo friggin' fly while I'm flying..
Dior sunglasses, Louis Vuitonn suitcases, silky scarves, big gold earringss..
And then when I would get off the planes, paparazzi are everywhere..just..ahh..
I like flying and airplanes..and I feel sorry for people who haven't ever gotten the chance yet to experience
the uncomfortable seating
the limited blankets and pillows
the orange juice with ice option
the like two dollar fee for headphoness
the crying baby passenger
the old lady who has been everywhere and she talks to you the whole flight cause you remind her of her own child
the rude flight attentendants
the obnoxious thing where you have to have your seat in the upright position before you take off
Etc..

Okay..and KFC now has grilled chicken..well..they been have it.
Now I like the grilled chicken but c'mon now..
KFC issss Kentucky FRIED Chicken..
And it's like now, everytime we have KFC it's automatically grilled..
I just want my fried chicken back ya know..

And you know how if a old man likes young girls they're called Pedophiles.
And then if a old women likes young guys they're called Cougars.
Well what do you call it when a young girl likes older men??
Me and Precious Googled it and we got stuff like,
Gerbils, Sugar Babies, Gold Diggers, Grave Robbers..
I personally like the Grave Robbers one but Pedophiles and Cougars got like..thee cool namess..

Gosh..how long is this post now??
Haha..I applaud anyone who has read everything to this point..

How dope would it be if Butta And Bae was able to get interviews with real famous people??
**Calling George Foreman Now**

Remember when Jennifer Lopez//J.Lo use to be the bizness??


And her and Ja Rule and the Murder Inc Crew use to be
KNOWN
for their remixes.
When I was in the third grade,
J to tha L-O! The Remixes
STAYED!!
In my boom box..alwayss..

Tell me why I had gotten a letter from this boy I haven't talked to in like..three years..
Guess what the sender's address was.
North Carolina's Correctional Institute.
Aka..Real Fancy Word For Prison.

Lmao..DERN!

I think I'm done.
Heck..I should be.
I am.
Okay.

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Make Sure To Read Some Of The Past Blogss!!!

Pssttt..

Their Actually Pretty Good.
Or atleast, my mom tells me.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Top 3 Questions Girls Get Askedd











1) How old are you??

2) Do you have a boyfriend??

3) Are you a virgin??


=|
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Speaking of questions and boyfriend and whatever..relationss..
Now tell me why..
This girl I know got a letter..
A TWO PAGE LETTER
from this boy at school today..
First off, who still writes letters to ask somebody out??
Lmaooo..
And this dude was on some stalker type ishh..
I don't remember the whole letter per say but some parts were like::

"..I want to let you know..everything I told you was real. Somewhere down the road if someone tells you that i'm really in the ninth grade..i wanted to be the first to tell you so you don't think i'm lying..."

"...I remember seeing you on the stair case..I asked you if you rode Bus 12..and you said yes. I then asked you if you wanted a boyfriend and you said yess.."

[[That was the last part of the letter too..he didn't even sign it properly or even finish it..haha..he just stops right there..and the girl that he gave this letter to told me that when he asked her if she wanted a boyfriend..she told him no..haha..so wtf??]]

Seriously, this dude on some other stuff.
And i just friggin' realized that..okay..these two people ride the same bus..
But the dude gives the letter to ANOTHER dude to give to the girl..
Lmao..why couldn't he just give the letter to her himself??