This past weekend..March 14th to be exact. Me and Precious broke the law.
So now, ya’ll probably thinking like..we robbed a couple kids or we spray painted some trains..but nawww. We just went to go see an R-rated Movie..
ALONEEEEE!!!
Haha..but I mean..that’s pretty bad butt huh??
Now probably, thee readers at home have probably been in THOUSANDS of R-rated movies by their selves when they are under the age limit..but this was me and Precious’ first time so it’s kind of like..eh..idk. Insert silly phrase here…lol..I don’t know how to describe it.
So we’re in my room, thinking of like how are we gone pull this off. I’m texting other people asking them how they got in to see r-rated movies, we’re googling ish to see what people gotta say..we did all that.
And just like..all of a sudden. It hits me!
Lol..my plan was soo perfecto. WATCHMEN started at 9:55 and Confessions Of A Shopaholic started at 9:45. And so like, we could ask thee people first for Watchmen tickets and see what they say. And then I’ll like
“Change My Mindd”
And plan to see Confessions instead.
So I go up to the Ticket Booth and I’m thinking
“DOPEE!!”
There’s this little teenage looking girl giving out tickets..she’ll let us in for sure.
Wrong.
I heard those dreaded words..
“Can I see your ID??”
DERN IT! Like ugh. So we get tickets for Confession Of A Shopholic.
We go inside the theater..it’s like a total desert up in there anywayss.
We turn in our tickets and we go and find our theater. Turns out, Confessions is like placed alll thee way down at the end of the theater and
TA-DOW!
So is Watchmen.
[[This part gets scary]]
Before we go and sit in Watchmen, we go back to the bathroom and then to the concession stand and we’re walking back to the theater and Precious tells me that they are looking at us..like the people who work at the movies..and I’m freaking out..I’m sweating like ah bishh right now.
And I bend down to tie my shoe laces and this boy that works there comes up to us and he’s like
“So what movie are yall seeing?”
‘Watchmen’
“Oh..are yall just strolling around??”
‘Uhh..yeahh..??’
And we leave him and finally walk into the theater and we go sit all thee way in the back in the cut.
And I’m like on some stuff being like
“Uh huh..I can’t be in here right now. I gotta go..I gotta leave..I can’t be in here. That boy talking to us was a set up! He probably gone go back and tell the officer down there that we’re at the wrong movies! The officer is probably outside of these doors right now. Probably thee whole SWAT team is out there waiting for us to come out. Let’s go ask for these people for their tickets..see if they’ll give us their tickets!”
Haha..and every time I heard someone come into the theater, I would think it’s an officer that works here or it’s like..and undercover cop or something.
Then I calmed down and watched the movie. Which turns out, I don’t think I even liked it..lol. I just liked the graphics. Seriously. Precious, she understood it though. But she was paying attention to the movie while I was thinking of which fence to jump and what door to exit out of incase the whole Police Department bust open this sucka.
But now that I have had time to look back, it really is not that hard to get into an R-Rated movie by yourself. And I’m like..dang. If I would have known I could pull this off before, I could of seen all these movies when they first came out in theaters like Notorious, Zack And Miri Make A Porno, The Saw Movies..and mucho moree.
But there's always next time.
**wink wink**
“Change My Mindd”
And plan to see Confessions instead.
So I go up to the Ticket Booth and I’m thinking
“DOPEE!!”
There’s this little teenage looking girl giving out tickets..she’ll let us in for sure.
Wrong.
I heard those dreaded words..
“Can I see your ID??”
DERN IT! Like ugh. So we get tickets for Confession Of A Shopholic.
We go inside the theater..it’s like a total desert up in there anywayss.
We turn in our tickets and we go and find our theater. Turns out, Confessions is like placed alll thee way down at the end of the theater and
TA-DOW!
So is Watchmen.
[[This part gets scary]]
Before we go and sit in Watchmen, we go back to the bathroom and then to the concession stand and we’re walking back to the theater and Precious tells me that they are looking at us..like the people who work at the movies..and I’m freaking out..I’m sweating like ah bishh right now.
And I bend down to tie my shoe laces and this boy that works there comes up to us and he’s like
“So what movie are yall seeing?”
‘Watchmen’
“Oh..are yall just strolling around??”
‘Uhh..yeahh..??’
And we leave him and finally walk into the theater and we go sit all thee way in the back in the cut.
And I’m like on some stuff being like
“Uh huh..I can’t be in here right now. I gotta go..I gotta leave..I can’t be in here. That boy talking to us was a set up! He probably gone go back and tell the officer down there that we’re at the wrong movies! The officer is probably outside of these doors right now. Probably thee whole SWAT team is out there waiting for us to come out. Let’s go ask for these people for their tickets..see if they’ll give us their tickets!”
Haha..and every time I heard someone come into the theater, I would think it’s an officer that works here or it’s like..and undercover cop or something.
Then I calmed down and watched the movie. Which turns out, I don’t think I even liked it..lol. I just liked the graphics. Seriously. Precious, she understood it though. But she was paying attention to the movie while I was thinking of which fence to jump and what door to exit out of incase the whole Police Department bust open this sucka.
But now that I have had time to look back, it really is not that hard to get into an R-Rated movie by yourself. And I’m like..dang. If I would have known I could pull this off before, I could of seen all these movies when they first came out in theaters like Notorious, Zack And Miri Make A Porno, The Saw Movies..and mucho moree.
But there's always next time.
**wink wink**
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